“Evil Town” is a movie I have a weird relationship with, I rented it with my friends in high school and even then, I could tell it was a mashup of two films from different decades. I completely forgot the title but about every five years or so I go through this whole “What was that stupid movie called?” and I watch it again.
It’s so unmemorable that I also always forget there is a lot of nudity (something 16-year-old boys would generally bookmark).
It’s about a town (population 666) where all the elderly residents are in on some mad doctors plan to live forever, they abduct every tourist and give them to the Doctor for “experiments” (a bunch of people with cheap makeup writhing on the floor of a gymnasium) and they get to live forever in liver spot heaven.
Dean Jagger appears to be reading his lines for the first time (His pronunciation of “Pet-Two-Iterry” is priceless) and the ending is boring.
I leave this post as a note to self, it’s called Evil Town, don’t watch it a fourth time.
It’s so unmemorable that I also always forget there is a lot of nudity (something 16-year-old boys would generally bookmark).
It’s about a town (population 666) where all the elderly residents are in on some mad doctors plan to live forever, they abduct every tourist and give them to the Doctor for “experiments” (a bunch of people with cheap makeup writhing on the floor of a gymnasium) and they get to live forever in liver spot heaven.
Dean Jagger appears to be reading his lines for the first time (His pronunciation of “Pet-Two-Iterry” is priceless) and the ending is boring.
I leave this post as a note to self, it’s called Evil Town, don’t watch it a fourth time.
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