Zombie eating habits discussion

[Mikey]

Do zombies go to the bathroom ?

If not, wouldn't the ones that eat people be all fat and bloated ?

Do zombies stop eating after they've had enough ? (Bub gave me this idea)

[PNGwynne]

Ach, remember when the only thing you had to worry about was a zombie tasting salt?

Romero changed everything.

[YoungOnce]

Ha! I remember that... Kolchack the Nightstalker pouring salt in the zombies mouth and trying to sew it shut before the zombie awoke.

[Spyweb007]

Zombies never finish their food, if they did they wouldn't make more zombies.

[enyawd72]

One word...condiments.

Do zombies ever think..."You know, this guy's arm could really use some mustard."

[johnnystorm]

Zombies can't read, therefore they no longer poop. What good is a trip to the can without a newspaper or magazine?

[Gorn Captain]

Do they need the food, or do they just mimic eating?

[Timothy2251]

I always figured zombies are perpetually hungry for fresh, live food, hence why they're always after the living instead of eating the zombie next to them.

As for going to the bathroom, I assumed zombies just did their business whenever and wherever they went. No toilets, no TP, just going "on the move". Which is yet another reason you want to get away from a zombie - those fellas smell quite ripe, and you don't wanna be anywhere near that magic.

[PNGwynne]

Lol I don't think there's any zombie-poo. They're not alive, so no true digestion. They eat living brains, & it all goes into keeping them moving.

Same with vampires & blood.

Now, I would bet on the existence of werewolf scat; they probably run in a circle before doing it lol.

[thunderbolt]

I wanna know if all that red meat backs them up.

[raider5gt]

Here's a joke I got out of a Christmas cracker about zombies.

Q. What do vegan zombies eat?
A. GRAINS

Lol,it made me chuckle abit,must be the british humor.

[Gorn Captain]

Here's a joke I got out of a Christmas cracker about zombies.

Christmas at you place must be...unusual...Wayne...
I've never heard of Zombie Crackers!