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  • Gorn Captain
    Invincible Ironing Man
    • Feb 28, 2008
    • 10549

    What I hate about zombie movies!

    Why are people so stupid in zombie movies?
    They know they shouldn't get bit.
    So why no protection?
    I've just started watching The Walking Dead. Terrific show, I love it. But why is everyone walking around in T-shirts? They should print "bite me!" () on them...

    If I were living in a zombie infested world, my first stop would be at the sports store to gear up with any kind of protective padding I can find....
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  • Mikey
    Verbose Member
    • Aug 9, 2001
    • 47258

    #2
    I'm guessing you've never been to Georgia in the summertime Rik ?

    It gets REALLY hot and humid

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    • Earth 2 Chris
      Verbose Member
      • Mar 7, 2004
      • 32983

      #3
      Is it okay to say I'm really sick of Zombies?

      But yeah, people in zombie movies are stupid. But that kind of applies to humans in ALL horror films, right?

      You think teenagers in 80s slasher flicks would learn to obstain from sex. Sure-fire way to get hacked with a machete or a chainsaw.

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      • palitoy
        live. laugh. lisa needs braces
        • Jun 16, 2001
        • 59802

        #4
        I'd be trying to find a dive shop and see if they have any of the chain mail they use to fend off shark bites. Either that or track down a ren fair.

        Who am i kidding? I'd be dead in the opening credits.

        Oh and count me on "Zombie apathy" lately, never my favorite (unless you count Fulci), so I could absolutely get enough of them.
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        • Earth 2 Chris
          Verbose Member
          • Mar 7, 2004
          • 32983

          #5
          Nice idea on the shark gear. Reminds me a bit of when Baron Blood tried to bite Captain America and got a fang-full of scale-mail (yeah, I know, it always comes back to comics).

          Never was much of a zombie guy. Just doesn't have the internal mystique that says vampires, werewolves, or even Golem/Frankenstein-types do.

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          • Werewolf
            Inhuman
            • Jul 14, 2003
            • 14983

            #6
            What I hate? They are not really Zombies in those shows and movies. They are Ghouls.
            You are a bold and courageous person, afraid of nothing. High on a hill top near your home, there stands a dilapidated old mansion. Some say the place is haunted, but you don't believe in such myths. One dark and stormy night, a light appears in the topmost window in the tower of the old house. You decide to investigate... and you never return...

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            • Earth 2 Chris
              Verbose Member
              • Mar 7, 2004
              • 32983

              #7
              ^Good point.

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              • palitoy
                live. laugh. lisa needs braces
                • Jun 16, 2001
                • 59802

                #8
                Well, I don't think they're technically Ghouls because I was always under the impression Ghouls had a mystical quality to them.

                It's like the modern interpretation of Zombies are sort of (to paraphrase "The Monster Club") "Zombhouls" aren't they?
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                • Mikey
                  Verbose Member
                  • Aug 9, 2001
                  • 47258

                  #9
                  That's why I like Zombieland

                  They're not dead, just kinda rabid

                  In a way it's more scary because it's more realistic

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                  • Werewolf
                    Inhuman
                    • Jul 14, 2003
                    • 14983

                    #10
                    Originally posted by palitoy
                    Well, I don't think they're technically Ghouls because I was always under the impression Ghouls had a mystical quality to them.
                    Both Zombies and Ghouls have a supernatural element to them. Ghouls are the traditional undead type creatures of folklore that eat people. Zombies didn't become really linked to that in popular culture until Night of the Living Dead.
                    You are a bold and courageous person, afraid of nothing. High on a hill top near your home, there stands a dilapidated old mansion. Some say the place is haunted, but you don't believe in such myths. One dark and stormy night, a light appears in the topmost window in the tower of the old house. You decide to investigate... and you never return...

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                    • palitoy
                      live. laugh. lisa needs braces
                      • Jun 16, 2001
                      • 59802

                      #11
                      Yeah, I thought Ghouls can shape shift though, always kind of put them as sentient too, like a flesh eating cousin to the vampire.
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                      • Werewolf
                        Inhuman
                        • Jul 14, 2003
                        • 14983

                        #12
                        I think in some Arabic folklore they were evil spirits that could shapeshift into animals. But pre-Night of the Living Dead Ghouls, in most stories and folklore, were the prototype grave yard haunting, decaying, vicious, flesh eating un-dead monsters which most people now think of as Zombies. Before that, Zombies didn't eat people or really have any will or drive of their own. This reminds me, I haven't seen Night of the Living Dead in ages but I don't even recall them actually being refered to as Zombies by name.
                        You are a bold and courageous person, afraid of nothing. High on a hill top near your home, there stands a dilapidated old mansion. Some say the place is haunted, but you don't believe in such myths. One dark and stormy night, a light appears in the topmost window in the tower of the old house. You decide to investigate... and you never return...

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                        • toys2cool
                          Ultimate Mego Warrior
                          • Nov 27, 2006
                          • 28605

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Mikey
                          That's why I like Zombieland

                          They're not dead, just kinda rabid

                          In a way it's more scary because it's more realistic
                          I'd be just like Tallahassee in that movie , kicking ***
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                          • palitoy
                            live. laugh. lisa needs braces
                            • Jun 16, 2001
                            • 59802

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Werewolf
                            I think in some Arabic folklore they were evil spirits that could shapeshift into animals. But pre-Night of the Living Dead Ghouls, in most stories and folklore, were the prototype grave yard haunting, decaying, vicious, flesh eating un-dead monsters which most people now think of as Zombies. Before that, Zombies didn't eat people or really have any will or drive of their own. This reminds me, I haven't seen Night of the Living Dead in ages but I don't even recall them actually being refered to as Zombies by name.

                            Fair enough, Ghouls are kind of underused in horror movies it seems. Usually you find them in "Tales from the Crypt" type vignettes. Every depiction I've seen in comics or movies has them as an ersatz vampire but that doesn't make it gospel.
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                            • Werewolf
                              Inhuman
                              • Jul 14, 2003
                              • 14983

                              #15
                              Originally posted by palitoy
                              Every depiction I've seen in comics or movies has them as an ersatz vampire but that doesn't make it gospel.
                              I can kinda understand that. Before Bram Stoker's Dracula and the rise of the Victorian romanticism of Vampires, Vampires were very Ghoul like. They weren't rich, charismatic, upper class beings people now think of. Vampires of earlier European folklore were from the poor classes. The people who couldn't afford proper burials. Vampires were foul wretched creatures that reaked of decay and spread sickness, death and disease. So, I guess, modern Ghouls are, in way, filling the void of the Vampires of folklore.
                              You are a bold and courageous person, afraid of nothing. High on a hill top near your home, there stands a dilapidated old mansion. Some say the place is haunted, but you don't believe in such myths. One dark and stormy night, a light appears in the topmost window in the tower of the old house. You decide to investigate... and you never return...

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