Real Jason Vorhees please stand up ?

[samurainoir]

It does kind of work if you look at it as an urban legend that gets more and more overblown and distorted with each retelling as opposed to an actual documentary.

Did he die as a kid or didn't he? I heard he was a ZOMBIE! Yeah well I heard there was this telekinetic girl like Carrie who took him on. That's nothin'... he went into space and became a CYBORG!

[Gorn Captain]

I can't help loving Jason for the unstoppable freight train that he is.
He's been stabbed, shot, chainsawed, drowned, buried, burned, electrocuted, blown to bits, and he just keeps going.
I think he should go into politics. I'd certainly vote for him.
Reporter: "Mr. Voorhees. You just been shot fifteen times. How do you feel about that? Does if hurt your chances of being elected?"
Jason says nothing and chops the woman's head open like a ripe mellon.
End of interview....

Yeah, Jason rocks!

[TrueDave]

It does kind of work if you look at it as an urban legend that gets more and more overblown and distorted with each retelling as opposed to an actual documentary.

Did he die as a kid or didn't he? I heard he was a ZOMBIE! Yeah well I heard there was this telekinetic girl like Carrie who took him on. That's nothin'... he went into space and became a CYBORG!

Very Astute observation!

[Cosmicman]

I'm getting sick of the Hollywood horror remakes. Jason and now Freddy?
Can we just do something new?

[TrueDave]

Product reconition $$$

The INDEPENDANT horror film circut is what you want to watch.

It would look like crap but thats teh trade.

[jwyblejr]

What I'm trying to figure out is why does he have to have a sister like everyone else? That's the one thing that Jason Goes To Hell truly ruined.

[Gorn Captain]

What I'm trying to figure out is why does he have to have a sister like everyone else? That's the one thing that Jason Goes To Hell truly ruined.

He should have had a twin sister.
Jasonette.
Think of the possibillities: double slaughter!