Favorite Monster Archetype?

[The Toyroom]

That's why I hate vampires...they are the complete opposites...arsholes.

[Hector]

[DocDrako]

Vampire.

Because when I was a kid I was terrified of them. A close friend thinks they're sexy and I guess he's right if you want to make out with an abomination. I just don't get his "love" for Vampires. If you made out with a vampire their teeth would cut your tongue something fierce! Their breath probably stinks (hello?! They drink blood!), they never shower, they sleep in a coffin that as far as I've seen is never washed in any way, and they most likely wreck every toilet they use. I don't know what a blood diet does to the body, let alone an undead body, but I can imagine. And I don't care what anyone says...Vampires don't 'sparkle' in the sunlight. They either burst into flames, turn to ash, or just get weaker. If one of the 952,000 Twilight girls that roam my local mall ever hooked up with a real vampire, they'd change their tune pretty quick I bet.

[Earth 2 Chris]

Because when I was a kid I was terrified of them. A close friend thinks they're sexy and I guess he's right if you want to make out with an abomination. I just don't get his "love" for Vampires. If you made out with a vampire their teeth would cut your tongue something fierce! Their breath probably stinks (hello?! They drink blood!), they never shower, they sleep in a coffin that as far as I've seen is never washed in any way, and they most likely wreck every toilet they use. I don't know what a blood diet does to the body, let alone an undead body, but I can imagine. And I don't care what anyone says...Vampires don't 'sparkle' in the sunlight. They either burst into flames, turn to ash, or just get weaker. If one of the 952,000 Twilight girls that roam my local mall ever hooked up with a real vampire, they'd change their tune pretty quick I bet.

Ha! That's pretty good. I guess vampires as sex objects is a fairly historically valid interpretation, going back to even before Dracula to Carmilla, but the sparkly skin does seem really lame, and seems to appeal only to girls who grew up with Trapper Keepers covered with those glittery Lisa Frank stickers.

Chris

[Meule]

That's why I hate vampires...they are the complete opposites...arsholes.

You don't beat about the bush, do ya?

[bondtoddbond]

Plain old classic Dracula, from Transylvania, works with Renfield the bug eater. All the new vampire stuff gets so complicated.

[BlackKnight]

The Vampire ...
They seem like they got Endless Action.

Thier Force like Ways are always Interesting to me as well. Everything Else just seems so Mindless.