I liked the Dawn remake a lot (hey, I was surprised myself) and love seeing Ving Rhames be really tough, so I took a chance on Day of the Dead.
Man, what a disappointment.
Rhames gets top billing, but gets five minutes of screen time. At most.
As for the story: Steve (Friday 13th) Miner obviously had a left-over Jason script. So we getting fornicating teenagers, the woods, and chase scenes.
All that was missing was CH-CH-CH.......
Nowadays, all zombies are olympic athletes (running, jumping), they shoot guns, man, they're the Bionic Dead (cool name for a band, though).
The disease spreads like wildfire, humans going from normal "drinking coffee" to ravenous/rotting face in five seconds.
And the best part: a guy gets zombified, but the girl lead takes him along anyway because "he's a vegetarian, and he likes her!"
He's sooo cute!!!!!
Well, another one for the "for sale" pile......
Man, what a disappointment.
Rhames gets top billing, but gets five minutes of screen time. At most.
As for the story: Steve (Friday 13th) Miner obviously had a left-over Jason script. So we getting fornicating teenagers, the woods, and chase scenes.
All that was missing was CH-CH-CH.......
Nowadays, all zombies are olympic athletes (running, jumping), they shoot guns, man, they're the Bionic Dead (cool name for a band, though).
The disease spreads like wildfire, humans going from normal "drinking coffee" to ravenous/rotting face in five seconds.
And the best part: a guy gets zombified, but the girl lead takes him along anyway because "he's a vegetarian, and he likes her!"
He's sooo cute!!!!!
Well, another one for the "for sale" pile......
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