Deer ate my toilet paper!

[Gorn Captain]

How's that for an attention grabber?

Yesterday was an odd day.
Full of omens.

I went to the butcher to get some meat. When he weighed it, the scales said 666 grams.
Jeez. The Number of the Beast. Satan's flesh.

Later that day, I went to see The Dark Knight. My ticket read "Row 13, seat 13".

That evening, I went to the supermarket (by bike), and then to the gym. I left my bike chained to a fence nearby. In the saddlebag, I left a bag of toiletpaper. Who's gonna steal TP, right?

When I came out of the gym, my wife said "Hey, your bike's shaking and wobbling?"
"Huh?"
At the other side of the fence, some deer had torn open the plastic packaging of the TP, and were eating it!
OK, it was "organic recycled paper", good for the environment, but really!

All and all, a very disturbing day....

[SUP-Ronin]

[megocrazy]

Good thing you weren't using it at the time. I hear deer butt hickey's can be painful. I think he was really trying to chew off the lock and steal your bike. I would report it to the authorities. That should be interesting for the officer taking the report.

[Gorn Captain]

I think he was really trying to chew off the lock and steal your bike. I would report it to the authorities. That should be interesting for the officer taking the report.

"The suspect is five foot high, big brown eyes. Parents killed by hunters. Known accomplices: a rabbit and a skunk. Street name: Bicycle Bambi."

[BlackKnight]

I hope he atleast Left you a Square .

... If truth be told,.. my 7month old 3pound Yorkshire Terrior eats & tears up our Toliet Paper off the Roll,.. we half to keep the Bathroom Closed. The last time He did that,.. we were on our last half a Role ,... it was almost a close call ... but we made it in the end.

[RG]

my 7month old 3pound Yorkshire Terrior eats & tears up our Toliet Paper off the Roll,.. we half to keep the Bathroom Closed. The last time He did that,.. we were on our last half a Role ,... it was almost a close call ... but we made it in the end.

well at least if it came down to it you could have used the Yorkshire to wipe

[monkey tennis]

Maybe the Deer wanted to remove the taste of Santa's Sack.

[Bo8a_Fett]

Apparently the number of the beast "666" is wrong as there was a mix up in translation all those years ago....the number of the beast is actually 616.

...unless they mucked up again....

[toys2cool]

wow,atleast nothing bad really happened

[AUSSIE-Rebooted-AMM]

RussG
well at least if it came down to it you could have used the Yorkshire to wipe

Maybe the Deer wanted to remove the taste of Santa's Sack.

TOO Funny!

[Captain]

Hmmm....If you ate toilet paper....would it save you the trouble of....well, you know....when it passed on through? I mean, would it still do whats its supposed to do?

[Gorn Captain]

wow,atleast nothing bad really happened

Hey! Nothing bad?
We're two rolls short now.
How's that for bad. Next time, when you have a serious case of the runs, and you're out of TP, you'll think differently.

If I run out of TP again, I'll expect you, Toys2cool, to get me some pronto. Maybe you can fax me some....

[SlipperyLilSuckers]

Haha that's funny!