Easy. . .2 cups of cat Vomit. . .and 1/2 a cup Of Rhinoceros Sperm. . . just a pinch of cockeroach legs (ground is fine if you don't have any fresh. . .but fresh is better). . .stir. . . apply thickly to the face and Jenny-TAL regions. . . leave over night. . . .Tie a rat to the middle of the top of your head, with some form of Rat Irritant (to make its legs wriggle a lot to prepare your hair for the next day!) . . .
. . . .in the morning you are AMY W-H . . .no drugs required!
. . . .in the morning you are AMY W-H . . .no drugs required!


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