The Love Guru

[Cosmicman]

Don't be like me and watch this movie because you see Jessica Alba is in it.

Michael Myers has got to be the stupidest jack *** in the history comedy. It wouldn't be bad if he was actually funny, then he would at least account for something.

This has got to be the worst movie I have seen this year! I think Michael Myers, Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly should all play a game of Russian Roulette career suicide. I can't decide who I hate the worst!!


If I see one more lame comedy with the joke, "what is the capital of Thailand?"... I am going to smash something with a baseball bat.

Get some new jokes Michael Myers! You suck!

If you are big fan of campy, comedy fill with sexual hee haws. Then you probably will like this movie. Not my cup of tea!

Oh yeah. Movies with comedy dwarves in them are getting old also. Hee hee, the little dwarf with the rotten mouth is funny. Not. Lame.
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[toys2cool]

I like Myers (the 2nd Austin Powers and Wayne's world were awesome),but this movie does look stupid.I'll rent it just for Alba

[palitoy]

You must have enjoyed the comfort of an empty theatre. I think this is playing at the dollar cinemas now.

I loved the Powers series but this looked like an unfunny carbon copy.

[bobbait]

If you are big fan of campy, comedy fill with sexual hee haws. Then you probably will like this movie. Not my cup of tea!

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guess thats me! i loved this movie!!

[The Toyroom]

I think this year has been a major wake-up call for some of these guys who really need to consider another career or at the very least a new routine...Mike Myers, Adam Sandler, Eddie Murphy, Will Ferrell I'm talking to you. With the right vehicle, these guys can be spot-on....but lately it's the same ol', same ol' rehash of...well, crap.

[Cosmicman]

I think this year has been a major wake-up call for some of these guys who really need to consider another career or at the very least a new routine...Mike Myers, Adam Sandler, Eddie Murphy, Will Ferrell I'm talking to you. With the right vehicle, these guys can be spot-on....but lately it's the same ol', same ol' rehash of...well, crap.

Yeah. I can feel the excitement when I heard about Eddie Murphy's new installment of Beverly Hills Cop next year. -yawn-

Impress me Eddie Murphy. Do another stand up.

I bet you he would croak.

Actors like Will Ferrel and Michael Myers need to give it up!

[Hector]

Actors like Will Ferrel and Michael Myers need to give it up!

Why?

No seriously...why?

They make lots of money. You want them to work at McDonalds or something?



Yeah, remember that quote...it came from you, lol.

I like Mike Myers. he was great in Wayne's World, Austin Powers, and Shrek.

Ok, so Guru was not so great...but the dude is still liked by lots of fans, and his movies still make lots money (no such much for Guru).

So no...I doubt they will be giving anything up anytime soon.

[toys2cool]

You want them to work at McDonalds or something?

:

Or in Eddie's case at McDowell's

[misterdroid]

Don't be like me and watch this movie because you see Jessica Alba is in it.

Michael Myers has got to be the stupidest jack *** in the history comedy. It wouldn't be bad if he was actually funny, then he would at least account for something.

This has got to be the worst movie I have seen this year! I think Michael Myers, Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly should all play a game of Russian Roulette career suicide. I can't decide who I hate the worst!!


If I see one more lame comedy with the joke, "what is the capital of Thailand?"... I am going to smash something with a baseball bat.

Get some new jokes Michael Myers! You suck!

If you are big fan of campy, comedy fill with sexual hee haws. Then you probably will like this movie. Not my cup of tea!

Oh yeah. Movies with comedy dwarves in them are getting old also. Hee hee, the little dwarf with the rotten mouth is funny. Not. Lame.
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http://www.aintitcool.com/node/37138

[Hector]

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/37138

While I agree the Guru sucked...I wouldn't use Harry Knowles as a shining example of what's absolute on film reviews.

[Earth 2 Chris]

I'm usually a fan of Myers, but this looked way to self-indulgent. His humor kind of rides the line on what he finds funny vs. everyone else, and this one went way over to his side.

It was a total bomb. Only Speed Racer tanked more.

Chris

[Adam West]

Parts of the trailer looked funny but decided I wasn't going to shell out money at the movie theater for this one.

I do think Myers, Ferrell, and Sandler are all very funny comedians and all have at least one great movie under the belts along with being completely hysterical on SNL. I do think some of the same schtick gets old after a while.

[twilitezoner]

In my opinion Myers and Ferrell are dangerously close to their funny expiration dates.

[huedell]

Or in Eddie's case at McDowell's

"Leave them to me. I'll deal with them myself."
- King Jaffe Joffey

"Leave them to me. I'll deal with them myself."
- Lord Darth Vader

[huedell]

Never a big fan of MYERS or SANDLER, yet I loved SANDLER in his supporting roles
in some movies---and AUSTIN POWERS was a real shining star---and I totally
tolerated WAYNE'S WORLD

Even though FERELL has done some poor stuff---I don't blame his talent---
I think he's incredibly gifted. I stand behind his worth overall. Can't say the same
about MYERS or SANDLER.

EDDIE MURPHY?

I hated----absolutely HATED PLUTO NASH and NORBIT---
but---never NEVER doubt that this guy is one of the greatest comics
of ALL-TIME hands down.

The problem with Eddie is that even though he's IMMENSELY talented--
he has the comedy threshold of an eight year old ---and that can
mess with his head when picking projects. It's amazing really.