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  • johnmiic
    Adrift
    • Sep 6, 2002
    • 8427

    Man Hid in Woman's Couch

    Why didn't I think of this? Nothing says I love you more than this!!!

    Gothamist: Upstate Man Cuts Hole in Couch For Hiding Space

    June 20, 2008

    Upstate Man Cuts Hole in Couch For Hiding Space
    Careful ladies, sometimes there’s more than just loose change waiting beneath the couch cushions: A 27-year-old Hudson Valley man is accused of cutting a hole in a woman's couch and hiding in the carved-out space until she came home. Police in Newburgh, N.Y. say the 22-year-old woman sat on the couch Wednesday evening and felt a bump in the cushions; she jumped up and David Joe Limones – who she had previously filed a complaint against – emerged from his hiding place.

    WCBS NEWSRADIO 880 - Man Hid in Woman's Couch
    Man Hid in Woman's Couch

    NEWBURGH, NY (AP) -- A Hudson Valley man is accused of cutting hole in a woman's couch and hiding in the carved-out space until she came home.

    Newburgh police said the woman sat on the couch Wednesday evening and felt a bump in the cushions move. She jumped up and David Joe Limones emerged from his hiding place, knocking a cell phone out of her hand.

    The woman was on the phone with a friend when she entered her apartment because she had filed an earlier complaint against Limones and was worried he might be there. Police said had she asked the friend to stay on the line and call police if something went wrong.

    When officers arrived, they found Limones and the 22-year-old woman arguing on the apartment's balcony.

    Limones, 27, faces burglary and other charges. He is being held on $20,000 bail. County officials were unable to provide the name of his lawyer.
  • toystalker
    none
    • Mar 27, 2008
    • 795

    #2
    im thinking he could be the chairman at the one man hiding in a couch society

    i bet he was thinking sofa so good!

    he always wanted her to sit on his face, thers nothing like a bit of cushion for the pushing... but he was always a... lazyboy

    when police asked for a comment he... reclined

    shall i go on

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    • johnmiic
      Adrift
      • Sep 6, 2002
      • 8427

      #3
      When she said to him,

      " Your lips,

      My azz,

      they should meet!"

      She didn't think he would take her seriously.
      Last edited by johnmiic; Jun 20, '08, 12:40 PM.

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      • Adam West
        Museum CPA
        • Apr 14, 2003
        • 6822

        #4
        I can think of no better way to woo a woman than to stalk her and hide in her couch like a secret birthday cake.
        "The farther we go, the more the ultimate explanation recedes from us, and all we have left is faith."
        ~Vaclav Hlavaty

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        • David Lee
          The Fix-it-up Chappie
          • Jun 10, 2002
          • 6984

          #5
          Now that's a "pull-out" couch...

          -Dave

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          • toys2cool
            Ultimate Mego Warrior
            • Nov 27, 2006
            • 28605

            #6
            lmao! oh my god that's some scary and funny stuff right there
            "Time to nut up or shut up" -Tallahassee

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