Sorry Mr. Snail...

[monkey tennis]

I was wheeling my bike out my front garden when I ever so slightly...

Crushed a Snail under my tyres...

I didn't see him...he didn't move...quick...enough....and he went crunch.

There was a sticky gooey mess all over my front tyre....

I just scraped him off on a dead frog...

I promise not to kill anything on my way home....Promise....................

[Bo8a_Fett]

BARRY,BARRY,BARRY...what are we to do with you?
answers on a postcard please

[BlackKnight]

Dang Dude . 1st a Frog,.. then a Snail ? lmao !!!!
Were you Listening to Metallica's "Seek & Destroy" today ?

[SUP-Ronin]

Why do you hate wildlife???

[monkey tennis]

I like the little critter's...just don't like Bee's....or Wasp's...or Bluebottles....or Moths...or Dragonflies...

But I like everything else....sort of.

[Bo8a_Fett]

It's not that he hates wildlife...it's just us Brits are always thinking where the next cup of tea's coming from and we get distracted....

[monkey tennis]

[batgirl]

Poms and their Tea!!!

[toys2cool]

How could ya man?

[Vortigern99]

Yeah, ya know, I've been putting off mowing our HUGE backyard because last month the place was COVERED in snails, and we just thought they were so cute that we'd almost be betraying them by letting them feast on all the tall spring grass... and then slicing them all into little bits.

It has nothing to do with the fact that mowing a yard of that size is a huge, exhausting undertaking. NOTHING. Do you hear me???

[monkey tennis]

Poms and their Tea!!!

I might be a Pom....but I hoping that one day I'll a Kiwi.

[Bo8a_Fett]

Deserting a sinking ship Barry?

[batgirl]

BO8a

There are 2 kinds of people in this world, ANZACs (the Kiwi and Aussie Alliance)
and those that want to be.......

[lepage]

You could spread marmite on your bike tires. I know when I get a whiff of that stuff, I move QUICKLY in the opposite direction.

[mitchedwards]

OK I'm calling PETA. Expect a protect outside your front door