Sorry Kermit...

[monkey tennis]

I was mowing my lawn when I ever so slightly...killed a frog.

He got kinda sliced...he didn't move...I didn't see him...Honest.

and he got a little sliced and diced.

He doesn't look at all well.

He would fit quite nicely between two slices of bread, but I don't eat bread.

And he's covered in grass...My lawn looks great though

[SUP-Ronin]

Why do you hate frogs, nature hater?

[Bo8a_Fett]

Frogs (or the french to give them their proper name ) have been Englands enemies since forever and we kill them when we arn't rescuing them from the Germans...who we quite liked really.

[monkey tennis]

I'm Sorry............

I like the little Froggies...don't like Bees though.

[Bo8a_Fett]

Where have all the Bees gone?

[Hector]

Frog legs are not bad...cook the little green sucker!

[monkey tennis]

He's covered in grass...or he was when I left...

I told my dog not to eat him....

[SUP-Ronin]

I believe the Bees have a fungus, or bacteria that is killing them. Or Monkey T, killed them all.

[toys2cool]

you killed a frog? that's it man you're going to hell

[saildog]

He would fit quite nicely between two slices of bread, but I don't eat bread.

I think it's funny that the only thing standing between you and a frog sandwich is your bread-abstinence.

[mitchedwards]

I have alerted the authorities. Do not leave your house till a proper investigation has been done

[Bo8a_Fett]

Just don't look under the floorboards or behind the walls....Barry's house is a regular 10 Rillington place for wee beastie corpses

[mitchedwards]

This is a bad week to be a reptile

PALMERSTON, Australia, June 10 (UPI) -- Workers at an animal clinic in Australia's Northern Territory said a cane toad has survived a 40-minute ordeal in the belly of a dog.

Jackson Crews, 27, said he tossed some meat pies onto his lawn for his dog, Bella, to enjoy, but in her rush to consume the tasty treats she swallowed a cane toad that had wandered into the yard, The Telegraph reported Tuesday.

"I threw them (the pies) on the grass and as I did I noticed a cane toad," Crews said. "Bella saw it and thought it was one of the pies. She swallowed it whole."

Crews said the local animal hospital told him to bring the dog in immediately.

"They gave her a needle to help her vomit," he said. "She vomited a lot of pies and pasties but nothing else came up. Then they gave her another needle and she spewed up the cane toad."

Staff at the clinic named the toad, which appeared to be unharmed by the incident, "Spew" in honor of the vomit that saved its life.

[Bo8a_Fett]

This is a bad week to be a reptile

PALMERSTON, Australia, June 10 (UPI) -- Workers at an animal clinic in Australia's Northern Territory said a cane toad has survived a 40-minute ordeal in the belly of a dog.

Jackson Crews, 27, said he tossed some meat pies onto his lawn for his dog, Bella, to enjoy, but in her rush to consume the tasty treats she swallowed a cane toad that had wandered into the yard, The Telegraph reported Tuesday.

"I threw them (the pies) on the grass and as I did I noticed a cane toad," Crews said. "Bella saw it and thought it was one of the pies. She swallowed it whole."

Crews said the local animal hospital told him to bring the dog in immediately.

"They gave her a needle to help her vomit," he said. "She vomited a lot of pies and pasties but nothing else came up. Then they gave her another needle and she spewed up the cane toad."

Staff at the clinic named the toad, which appeared to be unharmed by the incident, "Spew" in honor of the vomit that saved its life.

The Hospital also issued a statement to the press stating that a certain monkey tennis would be arrested if he came within 200 mile of the hospital.
Mr monkey tennis was unavailable for comment...his wife said he had left home on his bike this morning in the direction of Palmerston...she could tell by the red bike tracks left by him.

[batgirl]

Monkey Tennis can come over here and mow over all the cane toads he likes.
Yuck, theyre disgusting. People actually use them for golfing practice....