Most shocking thing to happen at a convention

[Gorn Captain]

Last year, I was at a convention. One of the regular costume players is a girl I'll name "Wendy". She's very sweet, but not of this world. She's very obese, but insists on cosplaying as "the little mermaid", or Wonder Woman. Needless to say, those costumes are doublestitched.
Now, she also has dental troubles. She has the remnants of teeth, kind of like Freddy Krueger, or the beast in the asteroid in SW-ESB.
She smiles a lot....

Last time, Wonder Woman walked up to me and my friend for a chat. While adjusting her costume, her massive left boob decided to make a bold leap for freedom and jumped out. She just popped it back in again.

Now, months after the incident, I'm still seeing a therapist, and my friend is blind in his left eye.

So, should I sue or not?
Can I ever risk going back to the convention?
Do I need special sunglasses?

She's a very sweet person, but really....

[Brown Bear]

I'm sorry I just read your post...wish I could blank it from my memory. And I hope to God that poor Wonder Woman isn't a member on this Forum and reads that.

Yikes!

[livnxxxl]

Yikes! I read your post from the end first then I read the first part of it last. It was just the way that your post appeared on my screen first as my screen was scrolled down a bit. At first thought I was like you lucky son of a gun. Then when I read the first part of it describing her in detail. My thoughts are more like you poor b#stard you. Better you then me. Good call on getting a therapist. I do not blame you one bit for obtaining one after going through that trauma. I hope you get well soon. Now I think I need to see a therapist just hearing about that incident.

[Bo8a_Fett]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggghhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Earth 2 Chris]

I once saw a large girl corseted into a tiny, tiny bodice. I guess she was supposed to be some sort of medeiaval gaming character, not sure. I'm not entirely sure where her organs went or how she compressed her flesh so, but it disturbed me for months afterwards.

The most disturbing thing about comic cons is the smell. There is alwasy one dealer who smells like old sweaty cheese.

Chris

[SUP-Ronin]

Ummmmmm......

[txteach]

I'm reading this while my students are taking their final exams. I can't stop laughing. OH MY GOD! What makes it funnier is that there are a few "wendys" at every convention.

[jwyblejr]

I guess the only thing I can add is be thankful she wasn't dressed as Princess Leia in her slave girl outfit.

[Meule]

This was at FACTS in Gent, wasn't it? I go each year and I know the woman you speak of. I've never seen her boob jump out, but damn I'm glad I haven't

[Overkill]

Now I'm all for doing whatever you like to do, but seriously, some of the people at the conventions should just realize that certain costumes aren't for them.

[Seeker]

Remnants of teeth? Oh dear God I cant get rid of that image. And in some sort of Bizzaro Wonder woman outfit

[theantiquetiger]

I don't care who you are or what body-type the girl is, if there is a naked boob, you gonna look!!!

[toys2cool]

lmao! I would've screamed if that thing would popped out

[saildog]

Who's poppin' out from under a costume
Showing us more than we want to see
Who's betting gravity won't beat the stitching
Everyone knows it's Wendy

(props to The Association's song "Windy")

[saildog]

Wouldn't mind seeing Liana K have a little wardrobe malfunction. Wouldn't wish it on her, but if it happened.....