NASA to Probe Uranus Next

[highquality]

What? It could happen.

[jessica]

Ouch!!!!!!!!

[Hulk]

Will they be searching for Klingons?

[Meule]

Thanks, but I'll pass

[SlipperyLilSuckers]

Oooh you naughty boy ... love your sense of humour sweetie :D

[megocrazy]

Actually, there is a town in Connecticut called Mianus. If NASA moved there they could send a satellite from Mianus to Uranus. They have a police department. It is their job to protect Mianus every day. I know I feel better knowing Mianus is safe. Someday there may be a police department on Uranus, but for now there is only one in Mianus. Trucks go in and out of Mianus all the time. It's not easy. The roads are narrow. There is a department that is assigned to clean Mianus. They tell me it's a crappy job though. Bad pay and poor benefits. There are some manufacturing plants there, but I think thay are all low quality. Someone once told me nothing good comes out of Mianus. I think Preparation H is opening a plant there. It should help some of the occasional issues that arise in Mianus. Like jobs and tax revenues. Charmin and Scotts had a few warehouses there. Many have been pulled out, but there's always one or two left hanging on in Mianus. The hospital had to relocate. No one wanted to have an operation in Mianus. It was always a huge pain in the butt. I can't even start to mention the gas situation in Mianus. My wife says it's the worst she's ever experienced. You don't want to run out of gas there. Nothing worse than being stuck in Mianus. Hurts me to even think about it. Now you know about Mianus. Probably more than you wanted to or thought you ever would. The next time things are depressing think of the people in Mianus and it won't look so bad.

[SlipperyLilSuckers]

Oh hahahaha That is so funny Megocrazy!

[livnxxxl]

I don't think so.

[mitchedwards]

I hear the name of the craft will be Procto 1

[Bo8a_Fett]

Is that the Chocolate coloured star? Hope they won't have a BUM landing... and they have to WIPE the mission... Will it be commanded by a REAR Admiral? Will they have a Captain's LOG? Will they insert a probe into Uranus? Does NASA want to get Uranus LICKED before moving on to other planets?
...and I'm done....I'm here all week....I'll get my coat

[monkey tennis]

Is that the Chocolate coloured star? Hope they won't have a BUM landing... and they have to WIPE the mission... Will it be commanded by a REAR Admiral? Will they have a Captain's LOG? Will they insert a probe into Uranus? Does NASA want to get Uranus LICKED before moving on to other planets?
...and I'm done....I'm here all week....I'll get my coat

You forgot to say "look out for the Black Hole"

[monkey tennis]

Maybe they could find my Doctors other glove

[Brown Bear]

You should know better than use the word "Uranus" in front of a bunch of Toy collectors.....were infamous for being immature.

[Mikey]

I heard Uranus actually has rings around it.

[Bo8a_Fett]

I heard it was a gas giant...