Funny scenes from movies that you have seen.

[Monkey Magic]

Planes trains and automobiles

"Those aren't pillows"

[monkey tennis]

Clue

Col. Mustard: Just checking.
Mrs. White: Everything alright?
Col. Mustard: Yep. Two corpses, everything's fine.


Wadsworth: And, to make a long story short . . .
Col. Mustard: Too late.


Mr. Green: I had to stop her from screaming.

[toys2cool]

Knocked up

The scene when they say you're gay cause you do this and you're gay cause of that

[toys2cool]

Superbad

any McLovin part

[toys2cool]

Happy Gilmore

the Bob barker part

alright old man you wanna piece of me???

[monkey tennis]

Ghostbusters

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.


Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness, earthquakes, and volcanos!
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifices, dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!


Dr. Raymond Stantz: I think we better split up.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Good idea.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yeah, we can do more damage that way.

[toys2cool]

Happy Gilmore

Shooter MacGaven

I pieces of **** like you for breakfast!!

Sandler-You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?

Shooter- um.. NO!!!!!!

[monkey tennis]

Johnny Dangerously

You lousy cork-suckers. You have violated my fargin' rights. This suminonbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens, like me, could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' ice holes, like yourselves.


It's an .88 Magnum.
It shoots through schools.

[toys2cool]

Talladega nights

ok I'm flying,I'm in the air

[monkey tennis]

Twilight Zone: The Movie

Wanna see something real scary ?

[toys2cool]

Austin Powers

Dr.Evil -Mini me no! stop humping the laser

[monkey tennis]

National Lampoon's Vacation

You may think you hate it now, but wait 'till you drive it.

Ya know, if I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver, faster than you could say "police brutality."

Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So, everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

[toys2cool]

Highlander

when he says" Why you crusin for a piece of ***,you just don't expect that from him

[monkey tennis]

Fletch

Teenager: Are you a cop?
Fletch: As far as you know.

Fletch: You using the whole fist, Doc?

Fletch: Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Gail Stanwyck: She looks like a hooker. Look at her. Look at her! Could you love someone who looked like that?
Fletch: What are you talking about? Of course not! Five, ten minutes tops, maybe.

[kingcarm]

American Pie: American Wedding

The part when Stiffler puts the dog crap in his mouth. Outrageously funny stuff.