Ever Get Kicked In The Nads ?

[Brown Bear]

I was in martial arts as a kid...so you'd getted kick in the grapefruits at least once a month. The instructor would come behind you and bounce you until your berries dropped back down into place. Not a fond memory.

[spiderrogue]

this all brings tears to my eyes..just thinking about it...sniff sniff..

[fallensaviour]

I've been on the receiving end more than once I to played football in high school and had some martial arts experience,I am also the father of 3 kids.I will say this now to anybody with small children...Go now don't walk but run and get yourself a cup before they are older cause I tell you they will bag you more than once in their lifetime an most likely when you least expect it.
Not at a time when you think he lets play some baseball and you are expecting to take one...no it doesn't happen then.I'm talking,hey lets all sit down and watch a family movie and then BAM!!!!They get you as they are jumping up on the couch...
I have also been on the giving end...LOL, I used to work as a bouncer at a downtown bar and let me tell you my steel toe boots kissed their fare share of nuts...
Nothing makes a drunk belligerent ****** more compliant and easy to control than a well placed jewel cracker!!!

[Shanester]

The worst nad smack I ever took was while playing hockey. I played for years and mostly as a goaltender. I showed up for a pick up game that I was supposed to officiate in, but the net-minder was sick, so I filled in using someone else's equipment (I didn't bring mine). Well, I didn't have my cup, but figured all would be fine. Famous last words...

The very first break-away happened about 15 minutes into the game and I readied for the inevitable two on one headed my way. I sucessfully blocked the puck, but it nailed me square in the junk. The game was halted as I laid there moaning, near crying, as the pain sunk deep into my gut. It was an agony I will never forget.

After that, I always brought my cup.

Also, a neighboorhood girl kicked a friend square in the package one day while standing in my front yard. He threw up about a dozen times and went home crying.

[monkey tennis]

Got kicked by little kid by mistake and stepped on while playing HS football (I didn't wear my cup that day)

You gotta protect the Family Jewels

[spiderrogue]

although, it doesnt happen that much anymore, unless my wife drops her purse...

ok...so if no one gets that joke..it means that my wife carries "them" for me...in her purse....anyone?