Ever Get Kicked In The Nads ?

[Mikey]

Nutty question, I know .......
But for me, getting kicked in the nads is actually nostalgic ...

Back in 6th grade, the girls (all of them) suddenly realized if you kick a boy in his groin, he'd fall over and die of pain for at least a few minutes...

I guess they thought this was fun.

For almost a week -- we (the boys) were literally terrorized

It got so out of hand, the Principal had a meeting with the girls --- (I don't know what he said) ... but they stopped doing it

Just thinking back .....

The good old days weren't always so good

[megocrazy]

Worse. Had a kid in my neighborhood that was a top level tennis player in the state. Never was much for tennis, but we played once in a while cuz he sucked at every other sport. Made the mistake of charging the net one day after hitting what I thought was a deep lob. Not deep enough though. I dropped like a ton of bricks. It actually hurts just to type about it. I've been nearly knocked out playing football, hit in the head by a line drive and a pitched ball in baseball, and broken numerous bones in my arms and legs. I was even hit in the leg by a rock out of a lawnmower, but this was the only time I actually cried. Tears were running down my face like a 10 year old girl. Actually I was curled up in the fetal position so I guess they were dripping on to the asphalt. I was like 15. I think I need to go get an icepack. I'm having residule memory flashback pain.

[palitoy]

What like today?

I have children and used to teach karate to kids, if I had a nickel for every time, I'd likely have $75.

[dumbldor]

I played a lot of sports, and getting hit in the nads is an unfortunate part of it. Wearing a jock minimized the pain.

[Earth 2 Chris]

Me and my friends got into "bag tagging" for a time in middle school. Just randomly punching your pals in the nards. Looking back it seems vaguely homosexual, and we were all straight...

I got pegged in the boys with an ICE BALL once when I was about 10 or so. I had never felt such pain. My "friend" that did it knew full well it wasn't just a snow ball too, the little...

My son has been known to accidentally hit me there from time to time. Once I walked in the room while he playing Batman and punching the air, he turned and I could actually see those sound effect cards from the old TV show. "BAG!"

Chris

[Marvelmania]

My first year in Little League I never wore a cup. In practice one day the ball took a bad hop and I always wore one after that. Sometimes you gotta learn the hard way.

[jwyblejr]

Got smacked there quite a few times playing dodgeball.

[Adam West]

I said something sarcastic to a girl friend in High School (not someone I was dating just a good friend). She gave me a fake knee to the place but hit me square on and sent me to my knees.

She apologized profusely but it hurt so bad I seriously considered punching her to give her just an inkling of what it felt like.

Once in a while my kids will accidentally hit me down low...not a dead on knee dropping experience but a constant reminder that it hurts all the way into your stomach.

I don't think most soccer players wear them but I wear a cup if I'm playing in an adult league....not going to risk it. They make them now with long bicycle type Under Armour shorts and they are more flexible which makes it easier to wear one in a sport with a lot of running and foot movement.

[mitchedwards]

Got shot there once playing paintball, nothing like a paintball going 200fps hitting ya in the jimmies, to make you wish you had been shot by a real gun. After that a cup was part of my standard equipment.

[monkey tennis]

YES

[toys2cool]

Got kicked by little kid by mistake and stepped on while playing HS football (I didn't wear my cup that day)

[EmergencyIan]

A couple of times. No matter how tough you are, eventually you have to bend over/double up.


- Ian

[toys2cool]

A couple of times. No matter how tough you are, eventually you have to bend over/double up.


- Ian

I was 16 and the kid was like 7,I fell to the ground and could'nt breathe

[Dave Mc]

I work for a living and have a boss, so I feel like I get kicked in the nads everyday.

[Hulk]

Many times, but the worst, by far was ...

As a Soccer Goalie in High School, making a baseball sliding save on a breakaway by one of the opposing team's forwards. He led the ball too much, I reached it first, but he was in full sprint and decided if he was going to get beat the the ball, then he was going to get a shot at mine. I literally puked on the spot, and took about 5 minutes to get up. Any other position and I would have be pulled from the game, but our backup goalie sucked and we were ahead in that game based largely on my performance. We won, but the last quarter of the game didn't see me leaving the box again, and all goal kicks were taken by my fullback from then on. Almost as bad as having my ribs broken in a similar fashion later that season. That pain lasted longer, but the immediate pain of the nad shot was worse.