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My sister and I got together for lunch at Red Lobster yesterday...our waitress asked if we came in for any special occasion and on the spur of the moment I decided to have some fun with her.
I told her we were celebrating my acquittal on murder charges.
She was visibly disturbed by it, but man, we got tons of cheddar biscuits, free refills, etc.
I can't recall the last time I had service that great!
After she brought the check I let her off the hook.
I told her we were celebrating my acquittal on murder charges.
She was visibly disturbed by it, but man, we got tons of cheddar biscuits, free refills, etc.
I can't recall the last time I had service that great!
After she brought the check I let her off the hook.
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