this is going to descend into the realms of toilet humour isn't it......
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BELLY THREAD mark-7 -2008
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Does the Stain look either like:
Elvis
or
Kirk (type 1)"I've just bought a house. It's got a Buck Rogers Toilet. One yank, all gone!"Comment
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I've got 2 legs from my hips to the ground
...and when I move them they walk around
when I lift them they climb the stairs
and when I shave them they aint got hairs...
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I thank you....I'm here all weekENGLISH AND DAMN PROUD OF ITBritish by birth....English by the grace of God.
Yes Jamie...it is big isn't it....
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'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
'Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
Owner: We're closin' for lunch.
Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!"I've just bought a house. It's got a Buck Rogers Toilet. One yank, all gone!"Comment
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