what you do for a living

[Brown Bear]

I'm a full-time MMA fighter hopeful of breaking into the UFC by 2009. And I collect toys.

[Megospidey]

minister/pastor/preacher. Would you like to hear a sermon? I didn't think so.

[Action Burt]

World Famous Action Burt......playboy extraordinaire

[kingdom warrior]

I'm a professional Pimp now...I use to be the King of Rock n Roll but I got fat and couldn't fit into my jumpsuits anymore so...I've wandered America for the last 30 years like Caine in Kung Fu....

[Hector]

I escort ladies over 65.

[Meule]

I'm a journalist, an editor for Belgium's biggest newspaper

[JDeRouen]

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill Hulk.

[Hector]

[GammaPro]

Head of Radiation Safety
Certified Welding Inspector (CWI)
Quality Control Manager
Smith Driving Instructor
Level II in all major forms of NDE (radiography, ultrasonics, magnetic particle, penetrant testing, eddie current)

These are all the things I take care of for my company.

[thunderbolt]

Swan Wrangler, armadillo trapper, worm and grasshopper eradicator.

[nvmbrsdoom5]

I'm a professional musician. Which means I'm broke most of the time

I also occasionally do security work.

[Joe90]

I am Elmer J. Fudd, Millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

Oh, man.... That is Classic Bugs Bunny!!! Ole Bugs, that Oscar Winning Rabbit!

Me? What do I do for a living? I'm a Pop Culture Archeologist... (I teach Religion in a Catholic High School.)

[Captain]

I am Elmer J. Fudd, Millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

LOL!!!!

Best answer yet!

[misterdroid]

Non-genetic human re-engineering... that's the most exciting way I could come up with to say my actual job (as stated on my tax forms)... tattoo artist.

[megoat]

I sell TV Guide subscriptions to housewives door to door in the Polish neighborhood of a large midwestern city. I don't speak a word of Polish, but it does not matter. The Polish ladies love me and invite me inside and bring me hot coffee in an empty Cream Of Mushroom soup can. We often sit around and play the home version of Wheel Of Fortune. They call me "Mr Sajak" and I call them "my children". We spend the afternoon giggling and exchanging oatmeal cookie recipes. I sell a few subscriptions and everything is good.

When I'm not doing that, I give poodle massages out by the golf course.

Life is grand.