7:00am - 11:00am: Wakes up somewhere in this timeframe.
7:30am - do the nature calls routine (provided I've gotten up at this point).
8:00am - Let the dogs out while I take a shower.
8:30am - Log onto the net and check new Ebay listings and status of items I'm watching.
9:00am - Log onto the museum and catch up on reading. This can either be quick or last a couple of hours.
10:00am - Sit and stare at the walls and ponder "what the heck have I done with my life" which usually ends up with me lying on the floor and crying in a fetal position.
10:30am - Remembers to take Anti-Depressants after crying on the floor in fetal position.
10:35am - Realizes I need a Diet Coke to take meds and goes into Kitchen to get Diet Coke.
10:36am - Gets into kitchen and forgets what it was I was going in there for. Stands bewildered trying to remember.
10:37am - Goes back to desk in office and remembers why I needed to go into the kitchen.
10:38am - Writes post it note to remind self to get diet coke once in kitchen.
10:39am - Goes into kitchen but forgets post it note but remembers Diet Coke anyway.
10:40am - Takes meds and thinks to self that I probably should check with a doctor about possibly having Alzheimer's. Dismisses idea.
11:00am - check Ebay for yet more new listings.
11:30am - Ponder whether I should actually do something important like laundry or just sniff out some clean clothes. Settles on wearing bathrobe.
12:00noon - I remember that I've left the dogs outside who have been barking at passing cars.
12:30pm - clean up the dog mess in the house because they've only been out for several hours and still don't know that that's where they are supposed to go.
1:00pm - I start to think about feeding myself but get distracted by the sudden arrival of the mailman who has several packages from Ebay.
1:30pm - I have gone through all my packages and then go straight on to looking the items over and leaving feedback on Ebay.
2:00pm - Once again time to check on the lastest new listings on Ebay.
2:30pm - Usually back on the Mego Museum again catching up on my reading.
3:00pm - 6:00pm - Naptime.
6:15pm - Back checking Ebay listings and Mego Postings.
6:30pm - Remembers that I have to feed dogs and cat who are now all giving me dirty looks.
7:00pm - Actually feeds dogs and cat who are now eating my shoes (mostly the dogs doing that one).
7:30pm - Time to re-medicate because I have yet to do anything that I thought about doing earlier and the depression has returned.
8:00pm - Looks in the Refrigerator for something to eat because I still have yet to do that because of being distracted by the mailman earlier. Settles on having a stack of sliced American Cheese. It would have been grilled cheese but the mice have once again gotten into the loaf of bread.
8:05pm - Scrolls through 300 channels on TV looking for something to watch while eating half a stack of American Cheese. Finds nothing and returns to the Ebay listings and Mego Forums.
9:00pm - Still hungry and returns to the Fridge and eats something that has been in there for perhaps days and tries to recall what this could possibly be.
9:15pm - Actually does something like dust off toy shelves and takes pictures for Myspace page.
10:00pm - Tries to remember if I actually took meds or not at 7:30. Now has to backtrack in mind and retrace steps...probably did.
11:00pm - Get's bored from working on hobbies and looks for a TV series on DVD to watch in bed.
11:10pm - Fights with dogs to give me back my pillows so I can lay down.
11:15pm - Remembers that I should probably do the "nature calls" thing again and gets out of bed to go do that.
11:20pm - Returns to find that the dogs have once again stolen my pillows.
11:30pm - Watches several hours of TV on DVD with a dog laying on the top of my head and the other on top of my stomach.
1:30am - finally begins to drift off to sleep but has to get up again due to "nature". Checks Ebay for a final time because I'm up anyway.
2:00am - Goes back to bed and now pushes dogs off the bed.
2:10am - Starts to fall asleep and dogs decide that it's time to start barking at every sound they hear.
2:20am - allows dogs back on bed so they will be quiet and let me sleep.
2:30am - Begins to think of all the things I want to get accomplished when I wake up in the morning and drifts off to sleep.
Yeah it's sad but true!
7:30am - do the nature calls routine (provided I've gotten up at this point).
8:00am - Let the dogs out while I take a shower.
8:30am - Log onto the net and check new Ebay listings and status of items I'm watching.
9:00am - Log onto the museum and catch up on reading. This can either be quick or last a couple of hours.
10:00am - Sit and stare at the walls and ponder "what the heck have I done with my life" which usually ends up with me lying on the floor and crying in a fetal position.
10:30am - Remembers to take Anti-Depressants after crying on the floor in fetal position.
10:35am - Realizes I need a Diet Coke to take meds and goes into Kitchen to get Diet Coke.
10:36am - Gets into kitchen and forgets what it was I was going in there for. Stands bewildered trying to remember.
10:37am - Goes back to desk in office and remembers why I needed to go into the kitchen.
10:38am - Writes post it note to remind self to get diet coke once in kitchen.
10:39am - Goes into kitchen but forgets post it note but remembers Diet Coke anyway.
10:40am - Takes meds and thinks to self that I probably should check with a doctor about possibly having Alzheimer's. Dismisses idea.
11:00am - check Ebay for yet more new listings.
11:30am - Ponder whether I should actually do something important like laundry or just sniff out some clean clothes. Settles on wearing bathrobe.
12:00noon - I remember that I've left the dogs outside who have been barking at passing cars.
12:30pm - clean up the dog mess in the house because they've only been out for several hours and still don't know that that's where they are supposed to go.
1:00pm - I start to think about feeding myself but get distracted by the sudden arrival of the mailman who has several packages from Ebay.
1:30pm - I have gone through all my packages and then go straight on to looking the items over and leaving feedback on Ebay.
2:00pm - Once again time to check on the lastest new listings on Ebay.
2:30pm - Usually back on the Mego Museum again catching up on my reading.
3:00pm - 6:00pm - Naptime.
6:15pm - Back checking Ebay listings and Mego Postings.
6:30pm - Remembers that I have to feed dogs and cat who are now all giving me dirty looks.
7:00pm - Actually feeds dogs and cat who are now eating my shoes (mostly the dogs doing that one).
7:30pm - Time to re-medicate because I have yet to do anything that I thought about doing earlier and the depression has returned.
8:00pm - Looks in the Refrigerator for something to eat because I still have yet to do that because of being distracted by the mailman earlier. Settles on having a stack of sliced American Cheese. It would have been grilled cheese but the mice have once again gotten into the loaf of bread.
8:05pm - Scrolls through 300 channels on TV looking for something to watch while eating half a stack of American Cheese. Finds nothing and returns to the Ebay listings and Mego Forums.
9:00pm - Still hungry and returns to the Fridge and eats something that has been in there for perhaps days and tries to recall what this could possibly be.
9:15pm - Actually does something like dust off toy shelves and takes pictures for Myspace page.
10:00pm - Tries to remember if I actually took meds or not at 7:30. Now has to backtrack in mind and retrace steps...probably did.
11:00pm - Get's bored from working on hobbies and looks for a TV series on DVD to watch in bed.
11:10pm - Fights with dogs to give me back my pillows so I can lay down.
11:15pm - Remembers that I should probably do the "nature calls" thing again and gets out of bed to go do that.
11:20pm - Returns to find that the dogs have once again stolen my pillows.
11:30pm - Watches several hours of TV on DVD with a dog laying on the top of my head and the other on top of my stomach.
1:30am - finally begins to drift off to sleep but has to get up again due to "nature". Checks Ebay for a final time because I'm up anyway.
2:00am - Goes back to bed and now pushes dogs off the bed.
2:10am - Starts to fall asleep and dogs decide that it's time to start barking at every sound they hear.
2:20am - allows dogs back on bed so they will be quiet and let me sleep.
2:30am - Begins to think of all the things I want to get accomplished when I wake up in the morning and drifts off to sleep.
Yeah it's sad but true!

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