SPOCK vrs DARTH VADER

[Megospidey]

Shat vrs Darth ........

Reminds me of the old ......OLD-OLD Little Rascals boxing match ......
Joe Cobb vs Chubsy-Ubsy

YOU LAY DOWN !!!!, --- NO, YOU LAY DOWN !!! --- ONE THING I HATE, IS HAVING MY HAIR MUSSED !!!

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That is one of the BEST Little Rascals episodes. My favorites are the pre-spanky/pre-alfalfa episodes (or at least the ones where spanky is a toddler)

[Dave Mc]

Only way Spock could win, is if McCoy figured out the force was powered my midaclorens in the blood. Then he would synthesize a batch and inject it in Spock, thus rendering Spock into a Jedi Master.

Wait a minute now. I can see this happening in the Trekverse. McCoy would secretly wave a salt shaker over Vader behind his back while Kirk was distracting him, blathering on about something, then go create a batch for Spock. Or, Kirk would negotiate with the midaclorens. After a long diatribe by Kirk, the midaclorens would relent and make Spock all powerful, just to shut Kirk up.

I may have to revise my previous assessment.

[Vortigern99]

Yeah, okay, but then that would be Kirk, Bones AND Spock against Vader. That was not the question and it's not a fair match!

But it doesn't matter anyway. Vader could Force-push or lift all three of them and dash them against a wall. Vader - 3 Entire Enterprise crew - 0

[Megospidey]

Yeah, okay, but then that would be Kirk, Bones AND Spock against Vader. That was not the question and it's not a fair match!

But it doesn't matter anyway. Vader could Force-push or lift all three of them and dash them against a wall. Vader - 3 Entire Enterprise crew - 0

Listen to him...the man knows what he is talking about.

[Hector]

Scotty will beam Vader's sorry overrated *** into space, end of story.

[misterdroid]

1) If Vader gets to Keep his outfit and helmet, he couldn't be nerve pinched. Also, he is "more machine now than man" so the crazy vulcan judo might be a moot point.
2) As in the classic Superman VS Jesus* argument, would spock use reason and ultimately compassion before resorting to violence? (I'm not a trek guy... this is a serious question!).
Could go either way.

* The following is not a religious statement, merely a hypothetical situation involving super beings!....The Superman vs Jesus question if you have never heard it, is simply that, who would win in a fight Superman or Jesus? The common knee jerk answer is Superman, because Jesus would turn the other cheek. The proper answer is something along the lines that Jesus, being a smart guy, would be easily able to appeal to Superman in a logical pre fight discussion and render force unneccesary. Jesus wins.
I don't know where it comes from, but somebody asks me that question every couple years. I first heard it in High school.

[Hector]

Superman would never even attempt to attack Jesus, he's a righteous guy himself.

[misterdroid]

Superman would never even attempt to attack Jesus, he's a righteous guy himself.

Well yeah, thats very true, but you have to imagine they are being forced to fight. Like in old Flash Gordon strips where Flash was always being forced to fight in some kind of an arena for no apparent reason. Everyone knows if you are forced to fight in an arena against your will and you befriend or ultimately save the life of your opponent, everything works out. Thank you science fiction life lesson #27!!

[ramsey37]

If Spock and Darth Vader were simply thrown together with no advance warning, I give the fight to Darth. If Spock had an opportunity to study Vader ahead of time, he'd quickly deduce that Vader is being kept alive by the control panel on his chest and he'd figure out a way to disable it from a safe distance.
George

[Hector]

If Spock and Darth Vader were simply thrown together with no advance warning, I give the fight to Darth. If Spock had an opportunity to study Vader ahead of time, he'd quickly deduce that Vader is being kept alive by the control panel on his chest and he'd figure out a way to disable it from a safe distance.
George

I think this post wins!

[Megospidey]

I think this post wins!

No, it doesn't. Because Vader, inside a fully operational Death Star, would just blow the U.S.S. Enterprise out of space.

Going back and reading Type1Kirk's original post, he wants to know who would win in a hand to hand combat between the two.

Hand to hand combat, both in their prime, with no tricks (use of force, death pinch, etc.), based upon brute strength....would just be a tough call.

[Adam West]

Spock could kick Vader's *** so bad...

Even Luke kicked Vader's *** and Luke is a whimp

Not really....Vader allowed Luke to kick his *** which is why Vader is the tragic hero of the entire 6 part series.

He could have easily have killed Luke in Empire.

[mitchedwards]

It has to be said. Only Chuck Norris could defeat Vader Chuck Norris is the Force.

[Adam West]

1) If Vader gets to Keep his outfit and helmet, he couldn't be nerve pinched. Also, he is "more machine now than man" so the crazy vulcan judo might be a moot point.
2) As in the classic Superman VS Jesus* argument, would spock use reason and ultimately compassion before resorting to violence? (I'm not a trek guy... this is a serious question!).
Could go either way.

* The following is not a religious statement, merely a hypothetical situation involving super beings!....The Superman vs Jesus question if you have never heard it, is simply that, who would win in a fight Superman or Jesus? The common knee jerk answer is Superman, because Jesus would turn the other cheek. The proper answer is something along the lines that Jesus, being a smart guy, would be easily able to appeal to Superman in a logical pre fight discussion and render force unneccesary. Jesus wins.
I don't know where it comes from, but somebody asks me that question every couple years. I first heard it in High school.

Christians believe that Jesus is God in human form so if one believes in monotheism and in Jesus' divinity, by definition, he can not be beaten....he can not die...Superman can and the argument ends on that alone. The argument is also based on a pre-crucified Jesus who came not only to teach but to ultimately sacrifice his life.

[Hector]

No, it doesn't. Because Vader, inside a fully operational Death Star, would just blow the U.S.S. Enterprise out of space.

The Enterpise punks that overrated, oversize, metallic ball. The bloody thing was taken out by an X-Wing mosquito for crying out loud, lol.

All they have to do is activate and beam the Genesis device inside Darth Vader's toilet bowl...K A B O O M!!!...baby, end of both Vader and the Death Star.

Nice try though.