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Fruitloops cereal can do strange things to the color of ones feces as well.
"Steel-like jaws clacked away, each bite slashing flesh from my body - I used my knife and my hands, and when they were gone, my bloody stumps - and yet the turtles came."
Agreed, this is a new low. I stopped eating that colorcrappy cereal, too. Don't need all that sugar anyway. First time it happened I thought I was sick or something.
"Steel-like jaws clacked away, each bite slashing flesh from my body - I used my knife and my hands, and when they were gone, my bloody stumps - and yet the turtles came."
Of all the things for a kid to remember... My best friend around five or six years of age was a girl named Dianne. Her Mom made her come in to eat dinner kinda early, but she was able to come out and play after. One day after dinner, she brings me inside her house to show me something. She brings me into her bathroom and says, "look, its green", as I look slightly disgusted/slighly in awe at her clearly green hud floating in the bowl...
I can remember this from over 30 years ago, but ask me what I did a week ago and all bets are off.
if you think green is bad try seeing a very reddish brown color.
after I had a bonegraph on my nose (I was born with a cleft lip and palate) I was on the operating table for 8 hours and I had a lot of blood drain into my stomach. I had red turds and orange pee for about a day and a half ... lol I hope none of you were eating when you read this
but a topic about crap ... you're going to hear about crap
I must be outta my mind reading this thread! (and I'm surprised no one has mentioned beets yet!)
"Do you believe, you believe in magic?
'Cos I believe, I believe that I do,
Yes, I can see I believe that it's magic
If your mission is magic your love will shine true."
Try a cleansing treatment then fasting for like a week. It can get all sorts of strange.
I won't even discuss the tapeworm from Africa, my friend had.
"Steel-like jaws clacked away, each bite slashing flesh from my body - I used my knife and my hands, and when they were gone, my bloody stumps - and yet the turtles came."
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