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  • monkey tennis
    "Kiss my face."
    • Jun 8, 2007
    • 2267

    In The Newspaper Today

    Funny story in the newspaper today.

    'A married father of three faces indecency charges after allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
    He was seen romping with the garden furniture at his home in Bellevue, Ohio,
    on four occasions by a neighbour who videotaped the alleged incidents.
    A Police Officer said: 'Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around'

    So how long until the footage ends up on youtube
    or there is a used garden furniture sale on e-bay
    "I've just bought a house. It's got a Buck Rogers Toilet. One yank, all gone!"
  • SlipperyLilSuckers
    MeGoing
    • May 14, 2003
    • 9031

    #2
    Oh how funny is that!

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    • txteach
      Banned
      • Jun 17, 2005
      • 3769

      #3
      And he didn't have to take the furniture out to dinner first either.

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      • Earth 2 Chris
        Verbose Member
        • Mar 7, 2004
        • 32981

        #4
        There's a picnic table even this guy wouldn't eat at!!!


        Chris
        sigpic

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        • MIB41
          Eloquent Member
          • Sep 25, 2005
          • 15633

          #5
          Brings a whole new meaning to "knock on wood"...

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          • theantiquetiger
            Fra-gee-lay Thats Italian
            • Nov 12, 2005
            • 3435

            #6
            The poor, innocent garden Gnome!!! He is scarred for life.

            Plus, the swing set is jealous!!! He told the seesaw that he only loved her!!!
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            • UnderdogDJLSW
              To Fear is Not Logical...
              • Feb 17, 2008
              • 4895

              #7
              Hope the wood was treated for splinters.
              It's all good!

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              • Bo8a_Fett
                Pat Troughton in disguise
                • Nov 21, 2007
                • 3738

                #8
                Originally posted by Earth 2 Chris
                There's a picnic table even this guy wouldn't eat at!!!


                Chris
                Wasn't he killed by Peter Griffen???
                ENGLISH AND DAMN PROUD OF IT British by birth....English by the grace of God. Yes Jamie...it is big isn't it....

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                • thunderbolt
                  Hi Ernie!!!
                  • Feb 15, 2004
                  • 34211

                  #9
                  OK, I don't even want to figure out the logistics of this feat.
                  You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in one place, chances are you won't be happy anyplace. -Ernie Banks

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                  • Evel KMego
                    Museum Daredevil
                    • Apr 26, 2006
                    • 1444

                    #10
                    I could go for a nice piece of ash myself right now!

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                    • Vortigern99
                      Scholar/Gentleman/Weirdo
                      • Jul 2, 2006
                      • 1539

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Evel KMego
                      I could go for a nice piece of ash myself right now!
                      Oh, you wood!

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                      • toystalker
                        none
                        • Mar 27, 2008
                        • 795

                        #12
                        i think it just a missunderstanding

                        perhaps someone had told him to go lay that table



                        reminded me of the rednecks song - pop in an oak

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