CALLING ALL AMERICAN's

[Mikey]

Just had this great idea......
We should all get together, invade Canada--- and steal all their beer and Mego's !!!!!!

Who's with me ?

[BlackKnight]

Their Beer is Quite good,.. & Many to choose from ,.. eh ?

Let's get'em.

[Mikey]

Ok, we need a driver, and someone to ride shotgun

I can't do either ....

I'll be sleeping in the back

[the editor]

yah!!!! let's do it mike! let's nab them stupid hockey-lovin' do-gooders and their public healthcare! same-sex marriage THIS !

wait a sec. - I'm a canuck. errr - scratch what I just said - instead let's all sing "We Are The World" and go to Sizzlers.

[Mikey]

About 2 years ago I went to an Outback in Canada.....
They didn't have--- and never heard --- of Tiger-Dill Sauce for the steak !!!
What's up with that ?

[the editor]

About 2 years ago I went to an Outback in Canada.....
They didn't have--- and never heard --- of Tiger-Dill Sauce for the steak !!!
What's up with that ?

Yah Mike - you gotta understand that "The Outback" franchise in Canada is pretty much a name they slap on top of a building - if you look closely it says in small print in brackets in front of the name: (kinda like...)
Oh and it doesn't actually serve what you have come to know as "beef".
We have lots of moose up here y'know. Like lots. And beavers. Up the wazoo.

[Mikey]

Oh, i'd eat moose in a second .......

Beavers ?
Yea, they're pretty good eating too

[palitoy]

Oh, you wouldn't like it here, we don't have enough any Olive Garden's or Targets and most US sellers refuse to ship here but will freely buy from us.

[palitoy]

About 2 years ago I went to an Outback in Canada.....
They didn't have--- and never heard --- of Tiger-Dill Sauce for the steak !!!
What's up with that ?

My heart is breaking for you, your entire country knows not of Fries and gravy, let alone has the courtesy to supply white vinegar for them.

[Mikey]

Oh man,
I really HATE Olive Garden

I wouldn't go there if you paid for my dinner
Truly horrible --- the service, the food and the portions.

[the editor]

Brings to mind a successful little franchise, that started in Ottawa, we have called "Beaver Tails". You'd think it was a chain of peeler bars but it's actually a deep fried sweet treat that is more unhealthy to the human body then 6 Krispy Cremes (filled w/ lard).

[Mikey]

Lard ????

did somebody say Lard ???

I am soooo there

[palitoy]

Oh man,
I really HATE Olive Garden

Last time I was in Florida I picked my Grandmother up and we went to lunch, she told me the directions to this "Little Italian place she knew of" We ended up in an Olive Garden parking lot, I kept hoping that there was another restaurant behind it.

[Mikey]

Last time I went to Olive Garden was a few years ago ... in Landsdale PA ..
Just outside of Philly .....

They gave 2 breadsticks (looked and tasted like old cigars)
Their soup was ONLY "sausage soup" ... and even me being a Pollack who loves sausage, thought "sausage soup" was quite disgusting.

The meal was some kind of steak......
I dunno what it was, but it was tiny and grizzly.

The waitress was very snotty too.
I'd never go back there.

[hobub]

Canada is in America.

Would that exclude Canadian Americans?
Perhaps it would be generally North Americans (which should actually be Canadian Americans but it isn't) Does it include Central and South Americans?
What about Native Americans? And I could go futher to include African-Americans but then we'd also have to be fair to include Irish-Americans, Italian-Americans, German-Americans, Spanish-Americans and all other ..-Americans. I think we should just be completely inclusive with All Americans. But then it gets us back to Canadian Americans, which we can include if they wouldn't mind invading themselves and stealing their own Beer and Mego's and redistributing them to the rest of the Americans including themselves.

Nah. I think we should just get all Americans together and invade Ghent Belgium and steal all their Beer and Megos