Brain out to lunch

[johnmiic]

I must be brain damamged!

I went to put ketchup on my burger and I knew I was going to throw the packet into the garbage after I emptied it and I just realized I was pouring the ketchup directly into the trash first.

I hope I don’t forget to go to the men’s room to P and start P'ing in the cubicle.

[Adam West]

I mostly become forgetful when I am driving somewhere out of the ordinary.

A few weeks ago, I had to coach a soccer game right after work but my brain hit autopilot and I started driving home even though I was thinking about where I was going to place various players on the field.

It wasn't until I hit my exit that I realized that I was driving the wrong way and 20 minutes out of my way.

[livnxxxl]

I call it Drain Bammage. I blame it on what I call young timers disease (atleast that is what I think I have some times) that is slowly engulfing us all one at a time. It must be in the water or in the air???

[toys2cool]

man i've been forgetting stuff left and right lately

[mitchedwards]

My brain has been out to lunch most of this week.

[BlackKnight]

Whenever I got "Action" on the Brain,.. I have little Focus with other activities.

[SUP-Ronin]

I had a friend, no really a freind - his name was Jeff, in college that went to the bathroom, stood right in front of the toilet and P1ssed himself without opening his drawers. Man, it was hysterical. On another occasion, his roommate Alex got drunk and went and P'd on Jeff, who was asleep, and then he went and P'd all over his own CD collection. Too funny, but that can be blamed on alcohol abuse not general fog.

[BlackKnight]

^^^^ After a Long night of Boozing,.. My Buddy would wake up in the Middle of the Night,.. & Open His Wife's DresserDrawer & Pee in it.... He has not done this for quite sometime,.. nore remembers doing it, Until She yells at him the next day. True Story.

[grayhank]

I have to write myself a post-it note to remind me why I am going into the kitchen for a diet coke. I go in there and don't remember until I've gone back into the other room. And you'd think this wouldn't be much of a problem considering the only time I ever really go into the kitchen in the first place is to get a diet coke.

[Captain]

A couple of times now I have poured myself a glass of milk, and put the milk back into the cupboard instead of the fridge?
Luckily no pee issues have arisen!

[Adam West]

I do know for me passwords are useless and never gives me any kind of warm and fuzzies.

I can never remember the various passwords I have set up and am constantly being asked to change them but at different intermittent times so I have no choice but to write them down which does absolutely no good whatsoever.

[garagesale]

I found my truck keys in the fridge the other morning. I didn't know I'd misplaced them. If I did, I guess I forgot.

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