So....do you like stuff?

[Bo8a_Fett]

Well ....do you?

[grayhank]

I like stuff in boxes and bags
stuff made of paper and stuff made of rags
I like stuff in cans, bottles and jars
I've even got stuff piled up in both cars

Such glorious stuff like you've never seen
Stuff made of plastic like polyethelene
So much stuff that I can't close my doors
Stuff all over the room and piled up on the floors

Stuff piled higher than the top of my head
I've even got stuff hidden under the bed
So much stuff that I can't find my rug
I've even got stuff piled up in the tub

So much stuff that I haven't a clue
As to which stuff is old or what stuff is new
Throwing it out would be certainly tough
When it comes to stuff, there's never enough

I like stuff that is shiny and new
I like the stuff that they sell at the zoo
I like stuff that you buy in a store
Somebody help me there's room for no more

[Sideshow Spock]

Destined to be another fine entry in the recent series of truly fascinating General Buzz topics.

[livnxxxl]

I like lots and lots of stuff so long as it is good stuff though. No bad stuff for me.

[Thadiun Okona II]

I've got so much stuff, I get a nice glare from my wife when more stuff shows up in the mail from my latest eevilbay purchase... Yeah...I like stuff!

[monkey tennis]

I like Stuff
never have enough
but it's kinda tough to see
If the Stuff
that's all covered in fluff
If I own it
or it really owns me.

[SUP-Ronin]

Like hey man, you got any good Stuff????

[SainthoodDenied]

Like hey man, you got any good Stuff????

I got some really good stuff....

[mitchedwards]

I got tons of stuff

[Vortigern99]

[Bernadette Peters in The Jerk]It's not the money... [whines,pouts]... it's the stuff![/Bernadette Peters in The Jerk]

[Batmex1]

I likes my stuff.......i gots good stuff and lots of it!

[Captain]

I like some stuff.....Other stuff, not so much.

[Cardzilla]

General Buzz stuff is the best...

[johnmiic]

A little place for my stuff. That's all I want, that's all you need in life, is a little place for your stuff, ya know? I can see it on your table, everybody's got a little place for their stuff. This is my stuff, that's your stuff, that'll be his stuff over there. That's all your house is: a place to keep your stuff. If you didn't have so much stuff, you wouldn't need a house. You could just walk around all the time.

A house is just a pile of stuff with a cover on it. You can see that when you're taking off in an airplane. You look down, you see everybody's got a little pile of stuff. All the little piles of stuff. And when you leave your house, you gotta lock it up. Wouldn't want somebody to come by and take some of your stuff. They always take the good stuff. They never bother with that kee-rap you're saving. All they want is the shiny stuff. That's what your house is, a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get...morrrrre stuff!

Sometimes you gotta move, gotta get a bigger house. Why? No room for your stuff anymore. Did you ever notice when you go to somebody else's house, you never quite feel a hundred percent at home? You know why? No room for your stuff. Somebody else's stuff is all over the gad-damn place! And if you stay overnight, unexpectedly, they give you a little bedroom to sleep in. Bedroom they haven't used in about eleven years. Someone died in it, eleven years ago. And they haven't moved any of his stuff! Right next to the bed there's usually a dresser or a bureau of some kind, and there's NO ROOM for your stuff on it. Somebody else's sheee-it is on the dresser.

Have you noticed that their stuff is sheee-it and your sheee-it is stuff? God! And you say, "Get that sheee-it offa` there and let me put my stuff down!"

Sometimes you leave your house to go on vacation. And you gotta take some of your stuff with you. Gotta take about two big suitcases full of stuff, when you go on vacation. You gotta take a smaller version of your house. It's the second version of your stuff. And you're gonna fly all the way to Honolulu. Gonna go across the continent, across half an ocean to Honolulu. You get down to the hotel room in Honolulu and you open up your suitcase and you put away all your stuff. "Here's a place here, put a little bit of stuff there, put some stuff here, put some stuff--you put your stuff there, I'll put some stuff--here's another place for stuff, look at this, I'll put some stuff here..." And even though you're far away from home, you start to get used to it, you start to feel okay, because after all, you do have some of your stuff with you. That's when your friend calls up from Maui, and says, "Hey, why don'tchya come over to Maui for the weekend and spend a couple of nights over here."

Oh, no! Now what do I pack? Right, you've gotta pack an even SMALLER version of youuuurrrrr stuff. The third version of your house. Just enough stuff to take to Maui for a coupla days. You get over to Maui--I mean you're really getting extended now, when you think about it. You got stuff ALL the way back on the mainland, you got stuff on another island, you got stuff on this island. I mean, supply lines are getting longer and harder to maintain. You get over to your friend's house on Maui and he gives you a little place to sleep, a little bed right next to his windowsill or something. You put some of your stuff up there. You put your stuff up there. You got your Visine, you got your nail clippers, and you put everything up. It takes about an hour and a half, but after a while you finally feel okay, say, "All right, I got my nail clippers, I must be okay." That's when your friend says, "Aaaaay, I think tonight we'll go over the other side of the island, visit a pal of mine and maybe stay over."

Awwwww, no. NOW what do you pack? Right--you gotta pack an even SMALLER version of youuuurrrrr stuff. The fourth version of your house. Only the stuff you know you're gonna need. Money, keys, comb, wallet, lighter, hanky, pen, smokes, rubber and change. Well, only the stuff you HOPE you're gonna need.

[grayhank]

Uh-oh...somebody's been possessed by George Carlin (and he's not even dead)!