Real life superpowers. Anybody else have one?

[Vaporman87]

I have the ability to be the only member of my household capable of changing the cat litter. It's just... magnificent.

[enyawd72]

I have the ability to fart and blame it on creaking doors, geese flying overhead, squeaky couch cushions, car horns, pipes rattling, the furnace or air conditioner coming on, the sump pump, house settling and other naturally occurring sounds and get away with it every time.

[J.B.]

I can wiggle my ears.

[HardyGirl]

Well, I haven't used an alarm clock in almost 20 years. I just seem to have the ability to wake up early every morning (even weekends) w/o one. I also have a remarkable memory. My older brother often remarks "How do you remember that?" when I recall events from our past.

[Sideshow Spock]

Well, I haven't used an alarm clock in almost 20 years. I just seem to have the ability to wake up early every morning (even weekends) w/o one.

[Gorn Captain]

My wife and I are invisible to waitresses.
We could sit in a restaurant for an hour, and be completely ignored time and time again.
Once they do take our order (after lots of waving), that order become completely invisible as well.
They'll forget it several times. "What was your order again?" "COFFEE!!!!!"
After an hour, they'll come to our table and state that whatever we ordered is no longer available.

[Gorn Captain]

I have the uncanny ability to remember the most trivial and useless bits of info ("The guy in that 70s B-movie, he had only a two minute scene, and was never seen again, but I do know his name and everything he ever acted in"), but don't ask me to fill in five lines on my tax returns, because my brain freezes once I have the form in front of me...

[Fitski]

I have an awesome ability, I can break toys that have magically been preserved and well taken care of! I've had this ability shortly after being born and have been terrorizing toy collections for 35 years now! Joker mobiles, starwars vehicles, board games there's no bias in my toy destroying. My latest victim being a Hercules custom figure sandal that I thought should be on his foot tighter. Which reminds me, Ed do you have any left over sandals?

[cyberjerk]

I have the gift of remembering people's previous telephone numbers and email addresses - can't remember their current ones for the life of me - just their previous ones.

[Fuzzysnail]

My wife has the power to cause injuries to any professional athlete simply by wearing their jersy. I have harnessed this power for Fantasy football good. Sorry RG3. I needed the points this week.

[mikeMc6]

I have the amazing ability to ruin/creepify small talk with acquaintances and/or strangers by profiling them so well that I anticipate and comment on aspects of their life they haven't revealed yet.

[LonnieFisher]

Bummer from over fourteen months ago. This is when I first got hurt. This is just part of the fractures.

[johnmiic]

People ask me for directions wherever I go. My left thumb is double-jointed. I can wiggle my ears really well. Other things I must keep secret to protect my identity.

[LonnieFisher]

People ask me for directions wherever I go. My left thumb is double-jointed. I can wiggle my ears really well. Other things I must keep secret to protect my identity.

But we already know who you are.

[SentientApe]

I can throw my whistle. When I was young, I set myself a life goal of mastering at least 20 different methods of whistling, and I wasn't even sure that such a thing were possible. Senior year of high school I accomplished #20. One of the techniques has the effect of making it sound like the whistle is coming from a random person near me, because my lips are pursed closed.

On a slightly related note, I can also throw a dog bark, a power with which I have been confusing children and dogs for years.