Worst thing you've done to a bad neighbor...

[enyawd72]

My old apartment had assigned parking, and several of us had to park under this tree belonging to the guy next door because it came over the fence about 15 feet.

This tree dropped these stupid purple berries all over everyone's car hoods/roofs and it was just about impossible to get the stains off. Several of us asked the guy and our landlord to please do something about it.

The landlord didn't want to start trouble and the guy told us to get over it. Well the following year they widened our street and the city cut down all the trees too close to the sidewalk. They marked them all with an orange "X". I drove to Wal-Mart, bought a can of spray paint, and painted a big orange "X" on that damn tree and the city cut it down right along with all the others.

When my neighbor got home, his tree was gone. Best $1.50 I ever spent.

[LonnieFisher]

my old apartment had assigned parking, and several of us had to park under this tree belonging to the guy next door because it came over the fence about 15 feet.

This tree dropped these stupid purple berries all over everyone's car hoods/roofs and it was just about impossible to get the stains off. Several of us asked the guy and our landlord to please do something about it.

The landlord didn't want to start trouble and the guy told us to get over it. Well the following year they widened our street and the city cut down all the trees too close to the sidewalk. They marked them all with an orange "x". I drove to wal-mart, bought a can of spray paint, and painted a big orange "x" on that damn tree and the city cut it down right along with all the others.

When my neighbor got home, his tree was gone. Best $1.50 i ever spent.

awesome!!!

[thunderbolt]

I had a guy dumping his used kittly litter over my fence so I ran some fishing line in the corner as a trip wire and it worked, he tripped on it and did a header on the top rail of my chainlink fence. Left a little blood, too. He never did it again.

[Iron Mego]

If it came over the fence onto the apartment's property the landlord had every right to cut the overhanging limbs off.

[Mikey]

Called the cops when I heard him beating his wife

NEVER hit a woman in my presents

[fallensaviour]

Called the cops when I heard him beating his wife

NEVER hit a woman in my presents

Good for you Mikey.
When the wife an I lived in our first apartment same thing happened except I didn't call the police I went upstairs to their apartment pounded on the door when he opened up I saw her crying behind him on the floor I pulled him out of the apartment and beat him up and down the hallway,down the stairs (3 flights) and out the back door.
He never came back again she was very thankful.

I had a neighbour that never cleaned up after his dog.After repeatedly asking of this guy to pick up his dogs crap and him refusing I scouped up a few days worth as well as many fresh piles from the dog park and put it in his mailbox with boiling water.
Return to sender.

[Mikey]

Good for you Mikey.
When the wife an I lived in our first apartment same thing happened except I didn't call the police I went upstairs to their apartment pounded on the door when he opened up I saw her crying behind him on the floor I pulled him out of the apartment and beat him up and down the hallway,down the stairs (3 flights) and out the back door.
He never came back again she was very thankful.

I had a neighbour that never cleaned up after his dog.After repeatedly asking of this guy to pick up his dogs crap and him refusing I scouped up a few days worth as well as many fresh piles from the dog park and put it in his mailbox with boiling water.
Return to sender.

That's GREAT !!!

Problem is in America EVERYBODY has guns so you have to be really careful who your fighting with - they could just blow you away and say self defense

[LadyZod]

I kept asking a neighbor's boyfriend to stop parking on my lawn at night and he supposedly stopped. I would go to bed, and my lawn was fine. Wake up, nothing, so life was good... but my lawn has a brown patch that wouldn't come back. Well, one morning I woke up earlier than usual and went outside and caught the jackass. He'd wait til the lights in my house went out, park his car on my lawn and he'd sneak out in the morning and move the car before I had to leave for work.

Next night I didn't sleep. I just waited.

Did you know that raw meat drippings poured into a car's nook and crankies is not noticeable until the car's been sitting, cooking in the South Florida sun? Sometimes it attracts maggots. Sometimes those maggots get into the intake to the airconditioner. Sometimes just the smell of rotting meat in the airconditioner is enough.

Any how, I had him towed a week later.

But his girlfriend did mention she refused to ride in his car anymore because he was a pig and it was always crawling with bugs and it smelled like something died in it.

[SentientApe]

Glad I don't live next to any of you.

But... I once lived in an apartment above my landlord; she was dating a guy who was a complete jerk. Loud, annoying, abrasive, unlikable. He also had his own delivery service, with a huge panel truck that was always blocking in my car.

One day, I hear the huge truck pulling out earlier than usual. I went to the front window, happy that I wouldn't be running late, and watched him back the truck down the driveway, try to master the turn, and hit a parked car and scrape along its grill as he continues to force the truck onto the main street. He got out of the truck, inspected the damage, looked all around, and drove away assuming there had been no witnesses.

But there was....

When I saw what was happening, I grabbed my Polaroid camera and snapped several photos from the perspective of my window that clearly shows the truck partially impaled on the front of the parked car, and the guy inspecting the damage. All the photos also clearly shows the legible name of his company and phone number on the side of the truck, as well as the clear identity of the careless driver. I scribbled "THIS IS THE GUY WHO HIT YOUR CAR" on the photos, and slipped the best couple under the windshield wiper of the damaged car.

[fallensaviour]

That's GREAT !!!

Problem is in America EVERYBODY has guns so you have to be really careful who your fighting with - they could just blow you away and say self defense

I've been threatened with guns before.
Even taken a few away from people,bounced in bars for years also worked security so threats of violence don't scare me and I'm not intimidated easily.
Beating of women sets me off!!!
Your a man they make you mad walk away.
Just my two cents.

[toys2cool]

I was walking my dog in the common areas of where I live.. I always made sure not to let her walk on anyones lawn.. this lady comes out yelling at me telling me my dog couldn't take a crap on her lawn.. I explained what the common areas were and that that wasn't her property.. she told me off and I let her have it.. Later on that night I gave my friend $10 on a dare and he took a dump on her door step

[wayne foundation 07]

Check your phone buddy, I left you a message about mine.