So I am looking around my office at work today ...

[ubermanx]

... and I realize that amongst my statues, toys and trinkets cluttering the shelves I have THIS on my wall.

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Best part is that I have had it on the wall for at least seven years and not once has anyone looked at it and questioned my education.

- Marty

[EMCE Hammer]

I need one of those.

[Hedji]

I have one of those somewhere. Did that come in Wizard magazine?

[ubermanx]

I need one of those.

Pretty sure I can fix you up with one

- Marty

[Earth 2 Chris]

ACLU won't allow people to discriminate against your mutant status, so everyone just ignores it.

Chris

[torgospizza]

I have one of those somewhere. Did that come in Wizard magazine?

I'm pretty sure it did. I had one, too, but I think I chucked it with a ton of other stuff last fall. It might have come with a subscription, I can't remember.

I really wish I could "like" Marty's post, FB style, but this will have to suffice:

[cjefferys]

What, no one ever asked to see a copy of your school transcript?

[SentientApe]

In my case, I can "like" this Mego-Ape-Style --

[Wise4671]

That is great I need to get one of these. Where did you get it if you don't mind me asking?

[MysteryWho]

Nobody mentions it because they are worried you will reveal that your mutant power is something really personal and/or awkward, like a heightened awareness of other peoples' bowel movements. Water cooler conversations would follow, such as, "... no really, it's so acute that I can detect the faintest methane trails and the big ones enable me to almost sort of hover, y'know, above the ground. I mean, I can't really fly exactly, which is just as well 'cause I'm afraid of heights. But man, can I hover momentarily."

[Hector]

That's pretty cool...and funny, lol.

I finally got to know your sense of humor. It completely went over my head in the Aquaman thread...ha...

[Gorn Captain]

I need one of those.

Same here!
I still have room next to my other fake diplomas!!!

[fallensaviour]

That's funny...lol

[thunderbolt]

That's pretty cool...and funny, lol.

I finally got to know your sense of humor. It completely went over my head in the Aquaman thread...ha...

Yeah, that killed me and your response.

[ubermanx]

Ask and you shall receive ...

Download original 300dpi scan Xavier Diploma Here

Download photoshopped 300dpi 8x10 Xavier Diploma Here

If I recall correctly this was indeed out of a Wizard magazine back in the day. Let me know if you would like a higher rez scan. The original was roughly 9"x6". If anyone lacks the required photoshop skills just PM me with the name you want to appear and I'll make a custom image for you. Oh yeah, don't tell Marvel

Cheers,

- Marty