What's your FAVORITE FART???

[Blue Meanie]

Is it the Broccoli Fart??
Is it the Carrot Fart??
Is it the Doritos Fart??
Sit on your brothers Head and Fart???
Pull My Finger Fart???

Which one smells the best to you???

[Mikey]

Turkey dinner fart, for sure !!!!!!!!

[Bo8a_Fett]

The Ar*e ripper...really loud and makes the kids laugh...echoey in small rooms.

[Mikey]

One thing I hate is when you blow a fart --- and you get an extra special gift along with it.......

If it didn't happen to you yet, you have something to look up to when you get older

[monkey tennis]

I like to play Fart Tennis in bed with my wife.
15 - Love
30 - 15
40 - 15
Game Set and Match

*my wife always wins

[theantiquetiger]

I gotta go with the "crop dusting" fart. A little SBD as you pass through a room of unsuspecting victim.

[Bo8a_Fett]

The "religious" fart as when it hits people the exclaim "oh my god!!!"

[BlackKnight]

What,.. No Love for the "Wet Fart" ?

I love the "Ripper" .., That one is Great.

A nice Quite One,.. Late at night that is really smelly is Fantastic for the "Pull the Covers over Her Head Dutch Oven".

I like the After Mexican Food Farts,.. However Once the Hot Sauce kicks in,.. it can Burn alittle.

[monkey tennis]

Love the warm bath fart...make your own bubbles
"you can still smell it"

[monkey tennis]

Beans, Beans are good for your heart
The more you eat the more you Fart,
The more you Fart the better you feel
So lets have Beans for every Meal.

[theantiquetiger]

Beans, Beans are good for your heart
The more you eat the more you Fart,
The more you Fart the better you feel
So lets have Beans for every Meal.

"Here I sit,
All Broken Hearted,
Tried to Crap,
But Only Farted!"


This topic is gonna get yanked as soon as the adults (mods) log in!!!

[monkey tennis]

Very true...Shhhh

[SlipperyLilSuckers]

Wow. Are we so desperate for conversation that topics have to be reduced to this?

[Hulk]

I think that is the entire point

Berto farts in the General Direction of Favorite Threads

PS - The Silent but Deadly is my own personal fav!

[Brown Bear]

The SBD....."silent but deadly"