Look who's coming for dinner

[wayne foundation 07]

Or maybe becoming dinner

We saw this hen come strutting out of the field this morning heading toward the deck

[thunderbolt]

Easter morning one flew over my head at work.

[Rallygirl]

I'll give you as many as you can catch. We are overrun with the stupid things.

[Nostalgiabuff]

yeah, they are in my yard everyday, a whole flock of them....or is gaggle?

[alex]

That would be great to see "wild turkeys", dont think I could kill one to stick on the table.

[Rallygirl]

That would be great to see "wild turkeys", dont think I could kill one to stick on the table.

After they have woke you up before the alarm morning after morning after morning with their gobbling, it gets very easy to kill and eat them.
After the have scratched up your lawn, it gets very easy to kill and eat them.
After they have destroyed your garden, it gets very easy to kill and eat them.
After they have left poo all over your sidewalk and driveway, it gets very easy to kill and eat them.
After they have made you late for work because they just sit in the middle of the road and refuse to move, it gets very easy to eat them.
After you husband has to land his plane fifteen miles away because the @%#*&% turkeys will not move off our airstrip, it gets very easy to kill and eat them.
After they have stood on your shiny new car and wrecked the paint job, it gets unbelievably easy (even satisfying) to kill and eat them.
They are nothing but a huge nuisance. Being eaten is the only thing they are good for.

It is nothing for 50 up to 100 turkeys to descend upon our yard to wreak havok. Turkey hunting season started a week ago; My MIL has at least twenty licenses. I have invited church members, friends and anyone else interested to help cull our flock.

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[Gorn Captain]

I'm hungry....

[alex]

After they have woke you up before the alarm morning after morning after morning with their gobbling, it gets very easy to kill and eat them.
After the have scratched up your lawn, it gets very easy to kill and eat them.
After they have destroyed your garden, it gets very easy to kill and eat them.
After they have left poo all over your sidewalk and driveway, it gets very easy to kill and eat them.
After they have made you late for work because they just sit in the middle of the road and refuse to move, it gets very easy to eat them.
After you husband has to land his plane fifteen miles away because the @%#*&% turkeys will not move off our airstrip, it gets very easy to kill and eat them.
After they have stood on your shiny new car and wrecked the paint job, it gets unbelievably easy (even satisfying) to kill and eat them.
They are nothing but a huge nuisance. Being eaten is the only thing they are good for.

It is nothing for 50 up to 100 turkeys to descend upon our yard to wreak havok. Turkey hunting season started a week ago; My MIL has at least twenty licenses. I have invited church members, friends and anyone else interested to help cull our flock.

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I think I get your point , but seriously if that was the case of turkey invasion, Id seriously have some serious deep freezers , but dont U need to have them tested for diseases before U can eat them, as they are wild game.