"Up Your Nose With A Rubber Hose!"

[HardyGirl]

Hi guys,

The premiere of "Welcome Back Kotter" on Me-TV last night started me remembering of when all of us used to watch that show, and try to make up our own comebacks:

"In your ear with a can of beer!" (was that one on the show?)

"Up your butt with a coconut!"

And for the more crass kids:

"Up your a** with a piece of glass!"

Did you ever make up your own "Kotter-esque" comebacks when you were a kid? What were they?

[Killer Iguana]

I thought it was,

"Up your rear with a can of beer"

Or, maybe we made that one up.

[Mego Milk]

sit on it.

oh wait...

[Wise4671]

Get off my case toilet face :-)

[Bionicfanboy66]

"Drop dead, pizza head."

[HardyGirl]

That's a good one!

"Drop dead, pizza head."