Toy Lines No One Wanted!!!

[theantiquetiger]

For fun, what are some the make believe toy lines that no one would want?

Bag of Broken Glass!!!

Cut Me, Emo!!! (I've actually seen a spoof of this toy)

Operation, the Game Self Administered!!!

any others....

[PCofmisfittoys]

Barbies:

Amputee Barbie
Child malestor(sp) Ken
Lez. barbie and girlfriend 2-pack
KKK Ken
porn star Ken
breast Cancer barbie ( post -surgery)
barbie Coffin/burial playset
WTC victim barbie/ken 2-pack
TWA crash victim barbie
Exxon tank captain KEN
Rosie barbie ( wait that would be a lez barbie)
Redneck Ken/barbie
Redneck ken/barbie playset with furniture on porch/outside


when i worked for TRU , we would come up with all kinds...those are some of the tamer ones...lol , I hate barbie and Ken.

[BlackKnight]

... & yet the Dog that actually "poops" & Barbie picks it up was made & sells. Who woulda thought.

[4NDR01D]

there was a skit on SNL back in the 80's / 90's called "happy fun ball", it was the funniest thing ever, I was going to try to link this post to youtube but it's no longer there for some reason (the skit not youtube), if you can find it else where it's highly recommended and really funny.

[Adam West]

I was going to say toys made in China with high levels of lead content but that's already been done.

[megoscott]

Everyone loves a LOG!

It's better than bad, it's good!

[grayhank]

Well Bag of Broken glass also came from SNL made by Fishack. LOL

Grow Your Own Mold (slices of bread not included).
Rubik's Cube for Dummies (same color on every side).
Fun with Anthrax Chemistry Lab
Don't Wake Hungover Daddy
Alice Cooper Dress Up Playset (with noose, guilotine and python) - Ozzy Osbourne Dress Up Set also available (with Bottle of Scotch and Bat)
Little Hitler talking pull string doll

[johnmiic]

Alien Anal Probe Game! Play with your friends! Play with yourself!

K+Y sold seperately.

[grayhank]

Wait a minute...I could have sworn that one was real

[theantiquetiger]

Well Bag of Broken glass also came from SNL made by Fishack. LOL

I remember it now, Dan Akroyd, kind of like a toy pimp. I knew I had seen it before.

[MegoMonk]

Years ago, on the old Howard Stern Show on WWOR, some guy came on with some toys he developed. One was the Jeffrey Dahmer Action Figure that came with a Jeffrey Dahmer toy refrigerator that had heads and hands in it. the guy also made a Jerry Lewis Telethon playset that had a really greasy looking Jerry figure and some kids with wobbly legs on crutches.