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  • enyawd72
    Maker of Monsters!
    • Oct 1, 2009
    • 7904

    My armpits smell like adventure...

    Where do companies come up with such ridiculous slogans?

    My deodorant says "The Scent of Adventure"

    What are some other really stupid ones you can think of?
  • Earth 2 Chris
    Verbose Member
    • Mar 7, 2004
    • 32941

    #2
    I think mine is "Artic Edge". Does extreme cold really have a smell?

    The smell of adventure could be pretty gamey, I'd imagine.

    Chris
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    • Hedji
      Citizen of Gotham
      • Nov 17, 2012
      • 7246

      #3
      If adventure has a scent... it must be Indiana Jones.

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      • mikeMc6
        Persistent Member
        • Mar 24, 2012
        • 1399

        #4
        "Smells like Teen Spirit" was an actual product marketed for teens in late eighties..

        drr..drr. drr...dun drr..drr. drr..bUHwwoon bUHwwoon BRAR! BRAR! (MY INTERPRETATION OF OPENING TO NIRVANA SONG)
        INEPT VINTAGE WISENHEIMER
        WANTS: Thrashed Riddler Box, RM mask (beater ok) ...and a pony

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        • thunderbolt
          Hi Ernie!!!
          • Feb 15, 2004
          • 34211

          #5
          I bet Brock Samson uses the same deodorant.
          You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in one place, chances are you won't be happy anyplace. -Ernie Banks

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          • MIB41
            Eloquent Member
            • Sep 25, 2005
            • 15633

            #6
            For a real adventure, pull out Axe. Kills odor on the spot! That has a nice Tedd Bundy feel to it yes?

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            • jwyblejr
              galactic yo-yo
              • Apr 6, 2006
              • 11147

              #7
              My armpits don't smell like adventure. They just plain smell.

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              • HardyGirl
                Mego Museum's Poster Girl
                • Apr 3, 2007
                • 13949

                #8
                Well, mine says "Powder Fresh". That's good enough for me.
                "Do you believe, you believe in magic?
                'Cos I believe, I believe that I do,
                Yes, I can see I believe that it's magic
                If your mission is magic your love will shine true."

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                • johnnystorm
                  Hot Child in the City
                  • Jul 3, 2008
                  • 4293

                  #9
                  Right now I apparently am experiencing a "Fresh Rush". If it was truth in advertising, it would be called "This one was on sale".

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                  • Gorn Captain
                    Invincible Ironing Man
                    • Feb 28, 2008
                    • 10549

                    #10
                    What annoys me just as much is the use of the word" fragrance" in commercials.
                    Then they go on to describe just about anything except what that crap smells like!!!!
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                    "When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party."

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                    • PNGwynne
                      Master of Fowl Play
                      • Jun 5, 2008
                      • 19915

                      #11
                      Mine mentions lasers, atomic robots, stench-monsters, and masculine scent elves.

                      Someone develop that in to a screenplay, pronto.
                      WANTED: Dick Grayson SI trousers; gray AJ Mustang horse; vintage RC Batman (Bruce Wayne) head; minty Wolfman tights; mint Black Knight sword; minty Launcelot boots; Lion Rock (pale) Dracula & Mummy heads; Lion Rock Franky squared boots; Wayne Foundation blue furniture; Flash Gordon/Ming (10") unbroken holsters; CHiPs gloved arms; POTA T2 tan body; CTVT/vintage Friar Tuck robes, BBP TZ Burgess Meredith glasses.

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                      • Red Hulk
                        Career Member
                        • Dec 19, 2012
                        • 850

                        #12
                        Mine says Fiji whatever Fiji smells like.

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                        • sprytel
                          Talkative Member
                          • Jun 26, 2009
                          • 6652

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Red Hulk
                          Mine says Fiji whatever Fiji smells like.
                          It's a magical smell...

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                          • alex
                            Permanent Member
                            • Jun 15, 2009
                            • 3142

                            #14
                            I always wonder who decides that its "delicious meaty chunks" or " delicious gravy sauce" in dog food.

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                            • Gorn Captain
                              Invincible Ironing Man
                              • Feb 28, 2008
                              • 10549

                              #15
                              Originally posted by alex
                              I always wonder who decides that its "delicious meaty chunks" or " delicious gravy sauce" in dog food.
                              Speaking from experience, I can tell you they're absolutely delicious!
                              And they go well with fries...
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                              "When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party."

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