Things you do to crack up your spouse...

[enyawd72]

I don't know how I ever came up with this, but every time "Sons of Anarchy" comes on, I yell as loud as I can in my Edith Bunker voice, "Oh look! Sons of an Archie is comin' on!"

My wife just loses it every time.

[MIB41]

Oh God... We'll need that performance if you come to the next Mego meet! That is hilarious!

[Earth 2 Chris]

It is my constant mission to make my wife lose her composure. My efforts are too numerous to mention.

Chris

[Gorn Captain]

She's always telling me I should sing to make me relax.
But when I start, she immediately tells me to stop...

Why is that?

[pmwasson]

I sing Adam Sandler's "Lunch Lady Land" whenever we have Sloppy Joes.

[Chris]

The gf and I are huge fans of SOA. We've been doing your joke since you posted this. It cracks me up every time.