Getting Snipped

[Chris DVM]

Hey,
Leaving in 1/2 hour for my vasectomy. Three kids is enough, and with a wife who is religiously AND biologically catholic, this is the only solution to the problem.
On the plus side, I have 15 movies I have rented to watch over the next 2 days as I sit on a bag of frozen peas.
Chris DVM

[PCofmisfittoys]

LOL..yeah after soon to be two kids I am going to end up doing the same. I like have a child and one coming but i could have never had them and been happy. Good luck on it.

[Earth 2 Chris]

Good luck with that. My wife took care of that when our daughter was born back in November. So no snip-snip for this Chris.

Enjoy the movies!

Chris

[palitoy]

If this was a twilight zone, a giant Beagle would came out to do your procedure Chris.


Best of Luck!

[miguet]

Maybe you could have another DVM do it then you'll be neutered. Okay, that's was a bad joke.

Good luck and enjoy those movies!

[EMCE Hammer]

The first rule about Vasectomy Club is that we don't talk about Vasectomy Club.

If I thought getting a vasectomy would get me a couple days on the couch with some movies, I'd sign up right now.

Hang loose Chris.

[jessica]

Good luck. I had my pipes capped during my 3rd caesarian, so that took care of our issues.

[johnmiic]

I dunno. I know this is serious, life changing event, but the general feeling I get from this thread is the day will go for Chris like a John Hughes teen comedy film.

"Johnson, Johnson, Johnson, Buler?"

"I am so the Vasectomy King of Atlanta!"

"Save Johnson!"

"Hey guys, don't ride my car all over while I'm getting my vasectomy."

"Yah-hooo!"

"Ohhhhhhh, yeahhhhhh, soooooooowwwwww beee-ooootifullll!!!! Bom-bom, chica-chicccahhhh! "

[megocrazy]

On the plus side, I have 15 movies I have rented to watch over the next 2 days as I sit on a bag of frozen peas.
Chris DVM

Thanks Chris. I may never be able to eat peas again!!! Hope everything goes well. Best of luck.

[Mikey]

religiously AND biologically catholic

I used to be that too ...

Trust me, it's just a phase

[toys2cool]

lol! ouch! good luck there buddy

[monkey tennis]

We are having this very conversation at the moment, as I'm gonna be a Dad again for the 3rd time in October.
To snip or not to snip ?
My wife says that as she is going to have the baby I should have the snip, but I say WHAT the %$£@%&$ing no way.
She usually gets her way eventually.
Good Luck Chris.

[Mikey]

As Graham Chapman once said .......

wear the little rubber thing on the end of my ****

[Joe90]

Funny thing. I assumed that this was a misspelled word in a thread about being outbid in the dying seconds of an eBay Auction...

I was going to interject some witty comment about vasectomies.

Just the fact that you can spell and express yourself in a coherent manner makes me want to suggest that you should have another one or two... Professing a value system, whether it's Catholic, Buddhist, or InsertYour PreferenceHere, underscores my suggestion.

Probably too late now... But, as Cervantes said: "Where there's Life, there's Hope."

[Mikey]

Didn't I just see this on the other thread ?

YouTube - Monty Python - Every Sperm Is Sacred.avi

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