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  • Random Axe
    The Voice of Reason
    • Apr 16, 2008
    • 4518

    Dumb, funny, wrong and offensive toy fails

    Here is a small collection of some of the worst ideas ever put to toy shelves. The fact some of these actually are now in the hands of today's youth is a crime. These are actual pictures of actual toys without photoshop enhancement.



    "Hey bub, not all my bones got adamantium."



    Makes me wonder what Nutter Butter would have looked like



    If only it were that easy



    Him name Dances With Starships



    Apparently Hulk has a skin tag



    This was folwed shortly after by Shaft Dragons



    I bet he medals in everything



    Coming soon to a Cracker Barrel near you



    Nothing I write about this will be unoffensive...decide for yourself



    The train was invented in 12,000,000BC
    I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we met.

    If anyone here believes in psychokinesis, please raise my hand.
  • enyawd72
    Maker of Monsters!
    • Oct 1, 2009
    • 7904

    #2
    Thanks for that! LOL

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    • pmwasson
      Maker
      • Sep 12, 2007
      • 4881

      #3
      sigpic LaserMego

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      • JediJaida
        Talkative Member
        • Jun 14, 2008
        • 5675

        #4
        OH......MY.....GOD!

        Those are in such bad taste, there are no words to describe it!
        JediJaida

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        • Red Hulk
          Career Member
          • Dec 19, 2012
          • 850

          #5
          Hulk needs some pants.

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          • thunderbolt
            Hi Ernie!!!
            • Feb 15, 2004
            • 34211

            #6
            Maybe Wolverine doubles as an auto pilot for Trans American Airlines.
            You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in one place, chances are you won't be happy anyplace. -Ernie Banks

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            • Mikey
              Verbose Member
              • Aug 9, 2001
              • 47258

              #7
              I don't understand why the black Barbie is on the list.

              I understand that Oreo sometimes means a black and white couple, but this Barbie is single.

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              • drquest
                ~~/\~~\o/~~/\~~Shark!
                • Apr 17, 2012
                • 3861

                #8
                Haha... Here's another one...

                Danny(Drquest)
                Captain Action HQ
                Retro shirts and stuff
                Stuff For Sale

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                • Random Axe
                  The Voice of Reason
                  • Apr 16, 2008
                  • 4518

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mikey
                  I don't understand why the black Barbie is on the list.

                  I understand that Oreo sometimes means a black and white couple, but this Barbie is single.

                  Oreo is a derogatory word also meaning a black person who acts white. This doll was pulled from shelves in 1997. This would be about as equally offensive as putting out Uncle Tom's Lincoln Logs.
                  I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we met.

                  If anyone here believes in psychokinesis, please raise my hand.

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                  • rche
                    channeling Bob Wills
                    • Mar 26, 2008
                    • 7391

                    #10
                    Ouch. Marketing genious at work here.

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                    • Saroyan
                      Persistent Member
                      • Oct 4, 2011
                      • 1053

                      #11
                      Those were hilarious!!

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                      • toys2cool
                        Ultimate Mego Warrior
                        • Nov 27, 2006
                        • 28605

                        #12
                        lmao that Hulk was awesome
                        "Time to nut up or shut up" -Tallahassee

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                        • sauce
                          Removed
                          • Jun 24, 2007
                          • 3491

                          #13
                          Amazing stuff. Never gets old!

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                          • Werewolf
                            Inhuman
                            • Jul 14, 2003
                            • 14970

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Random Axe
                            Nothing I write about this will be unoffensive...decide for yourself
                            That's not a real product. It's a photoshop.
                            You are a bold and courageous person, afraid of nothing. High on a hill top near your home, there stands a dilapidated old mansion. Some say the place is haunted, but you don't believe in such myths. One dark and stormy night, a light appears in the topmost window in the tower of the old house. You decide to investigate... and you never return...

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                            • Random Axe
                              The Voice of Reason
                              • Apr 16, 2008
                              • 4518

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Werewolf
                              That's not a real product. It's a photoshop.
                              I shoulda figured. I just thought maybe it was an overseas knockoff toy from a third world country with a sick sense of humor. Still, the idea of snuggling with legless, life-sized Superman is kinda creepy even without the inflate-a-mate mouth.
                              I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we met.

                              If anyone here believes in psychokinesis, please raise my hand.

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