Favorite Star Trek Lines

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The new Star Trek movie opens today. Sure "Live Long and Prosper" "He's dead, Jim." and the never actually spoken "Beam Me Up, Scotty" are probably the most famous quotes from the franchise but in honor of the new film, post your all time favorite Trek quotes.

A few of my favorites:

It's not just the whales, it's the water.

What does God need with a Star Ship?

Are you out of your Vulcan mind?

Can you direct me to the nucleur vessel ?

Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.

Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.

I don't need a doctor, dammit, I am a doctor.

Second star to the right, and straight on till morning

[enyawd72]

"Oh, and Khan...I'm laughing at the superior intellect."

"Yes! Genesis! How can you be deaf with ears like that?"

"That green-blooded S.O.B.! This is his way of getting back at me for all those arguments he lost!"

"She's a big ship." "Not so big as her Captain, I think."

"I take it the odds are against us and the situation is grim...sounds like fun!"

"Not chess, Mr Spock...poker!"

[MIB41]

Spock: "Please Captain. Not in front of the Klingons."

Spock: "I think it's time for a colorful metaphor."

[convoy357]

"Harquort Fenton Mudd! .....what've you been up to?"

[Earth 2 Chris]

"Let's get the Hell out of here."

Edited to add a few more:

Kirk: "I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space."

T'Pau: "Live long and prosper, Spock."
Spock: "I'll shall do neither. For I have killed my Captain, and my friend."

McCoy (in response to General Chang's endless rhetoric): "I'd give real money if he'd just shut up."

McCoy: "Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!?"

Scotty: "I beamed them aboard the Klingon ship, where they'll be no Tribble at all."

Sulu: "Don't call me tiny."

Scotty: "We're dead."
Spock: "I've been dead before."



Chris

[HardyGirl]

Kirk: "Everybody remember where we parked."
Spock: "One damn minute."

(Both from Star Trek IV)

[knight errant00]

"Ach, the haggis is in the fire now!"

I've actually used that one at work, because it makes people stop.

[drquest]

Khan: [quoting from Melville's Moby Dick] To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!

[knight errant00]

Kirk: Khan, you bloodsucker!
Khan: Kirk! My old friend, still alive!
Kirk: Still. Alive. "Old Friend." You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target!

[mego73]

"Bourbon and beans, an explosive combination."