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alex

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#1

Eel misplaced

Apr 11, '13, 9:23 AM

This has to be the craziest story yet

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4880024/porn-addict-rushed-to-hospital-after-he-put-live-eel-up-bum.html
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Random Axe

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#2

Apr 11, '13, 5:15 PM

It's always the last place you look...

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we met.

If anyone here believes in psychokinesis, please raise my hand.
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boss

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#3

Apr 11, '13, 6:18 PM

Originally posted by Random Axe

It's always the last place you look...

Ha! Well done sir.

Fresh, not from concentrate.
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Random Axe

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#4

Apr 11, '13, 6:53 PM

This story should be forwarded as a warning to those who download python porn...

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we met.

If anyone here believes in psychokinesis, please raise my hand.
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cjefferys

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#5

Apr 11, '13, 9:19 PM

"It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one."
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megocrazy

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#6

Apr 11, '13, 10:26 PM

After refusing to pay the hospital bill, doctors were heard to say.....What's up his ***?

It's not a doll it's an action figure.
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Brazoo

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#7

Apr 11, '13, 11:21 PM

^^ No hospital bills in China, but maybe there was a vet bill?
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#8

Apr 12, '13, 2:04 AM

........."after a lengthy treatment with drugs and medical probes"

hmmmmm

I gots Toyyyyzzzzz
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Random Axe

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Apr 12, '13, 3:43 PM

Since he was Chinese, I suppose the eel was hungry again an hour later.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we met.

If anyone here believes in psychokinesis, please raise my hand.
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ScottA

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#10

Apr 12, '13, 11:07 PM

Shocking!!

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#11

Apr 13, '13, 5:08 AM

they protected the identity of the eel.

You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in one place, chances are you won't be happy anyplace. -Ernie Banks
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