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  • Nostalgiabuff
    Muddling through
    • Oct 4, 2008
    • 11424

    check out this crazy Craigslist ad

    so I was looking at the thread in Mego buzz about the new toy traveler show, and on the link this caught my eye

    Kinky Game Of Thrones Fan Wants You To “Take Her” On Her Iron Throne Replica


    Posted by Hoob on April 9th, 2013
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    A Game Of Thrones superfan is taking her love of the show one step further than the average girl. She purchased a $30,000.00 replica of the show’s Iron Thrown and Is looking for someone to take her… Robb Stark Style!

    Check out the Craigslist ad below:

    Seeking Robb Stark Look-alike from GoT - w4m - 25 (New Orleans)
    I am an avid fan of George R. R. Martin’s series Game of Thrones (both the books and the show). I have recently purchased a replica of the Iron Throne as seen in the television show, and need a partner to play out an elaborate fanatsy.
    In my fantasy, I am Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, and Rightful Heir to the Iron Throne and the Seven Kingdoms. After crossing the Narrow Sea and defeating the forces of Westeros, it is within my power and right to slay all of those who betrayed my family and denied me my rightful place for so many years. The most vile enemies of house Targaryen, House Stark and House Baratheon must pay the highest price. All of those who fought against the Mother of Dragons are slain - all except one. When I come to Robb Stark, out eyes lock and something moves inside of me. I realize I need to have him, want him, and I can tell he is thinking the same. I order my guards to throw him in the dungeon and later that night, I have him brought to me, in the throne room. There, on the Iron Throne I’ve so recently won, I make wild and passionate love with him, repeatedly.
    Please only respond to this post if you look like Robb Stark! I would appreciate pictures, but please, no names. In order to stay as true to the fantasy as possible, I ONLY want you to refer to yourself as Robb Stark. You will need to provide your own clothing. Please keep in mind that you will have recently participated in a battle and been thrown in a dungeon, so you will not be wearing your nicest furs.
    I’m looking for a Stark in the streets but a wildling in the sheets.
  • Operation:Mego
    I'm the Star Spangled Man
    • May 21, 2011
    • 3350

    #2
    Well...it's not the worst thing a fan has ever done, so there's that.
    sigpic
    The event where the fans are separated from the true fans.

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    • tinkerbeee
      Museum Patron
      • Dec 13, 2009
      • 141

      #3
      Ummm, Ok. You would think as a fan of the books she would know that those 2 characters are never going to meet.

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      • megocrazy
        Museum Trouble Maker
        • Feb 18, 2007
        • 3718

        #4
        So this chick looks like a dragon. No wonder she has to advertise for sex on Craigslist.
        It's not a doll it's an action figure.

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        • Nostalgiabuff
          Muddling through
          • Oct 4, 2008
          • 11424

          #5
          well, you notice she did not put a picture of herself up there......she likely looks like a dragon

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          • cjefferys
            Duke of Gloat
            • Apr 23, 2006
            • 10180

            #6
            Originally posted by tinkerbeee
            Ummm, Ok. You would think as a fan of the books she would know that those 2 characters are never going to meet.
            Yeah, but she does say it's based on her fantasy, and I guess the guy who plays Robb Stark on the show is her type.

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            • torgospizza
              Theocrat of Pan Tang
              • Aug 19, 2010
              • 2747

              #7
              Too bad she's not looking for a 45 year old version of Hodor, because I have the weekend off.

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              • Den82
                Career Member
                • Jan 17, 2011
                • 969

                #8
                If she has to use CL to find a guy, I can only imagine what she looks like. My kind is conjuring up something that resembles the love child of Slave Leia and Jabba the Hutt.

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                • EMCE Hammer
                  Moderation Engineer
                  • Aug 14, 2003
                  • 25768

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Den82
                  If she has to use CL to find a guy, I can only imagine what she looks like. My kind is conjuring up something that resembles the love child of Slave Leia and Jabba the Hutt.
                  I'd be all over that.

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                  • Gorn Captain
                    Invincible Ironing Man
                    • Feb 28, 2008
                    • 10549

                    #10
                    Making love surrounded by dozens of old rusty swords.
                    Somebody's going to need to gets some tetanus shots afterwards (among other shots)....
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                    "When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party."

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                    • domino
                      Veteran Member
                      • Jun 16, 2007
                      • 445

                      #11
                      Originally posted by torgospizza
                      Too bad she's not looking for a 45 year old version of Hodor, because I have the weekend off.
                      Lol, I just about spit out my coffee.

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