The most bizarre dream I've ever had...EVER.

[enyawd72]

Last night I had a dream about the Wizard of Oz, except it was the Wizard of Ozzy with Ozzy Osborne.

Sharon was in it and her little dog was Toto, but she was talking to it like she was on the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy skit. Ozzy was completely stoned and kept seeing munchkins nobody else could see. He was like..."What was that? Did you see that? There was a little man or something that zipped by just now." The flying monkeys were really tiny and Ozzy bit the head off one.

Dorothy and the Scarecrow were the only other ones in it. Ozzy sang a variation of
Mama I'm coming Home to the two of them...all I remember is "So the Scarecrow wants a braaaiin...Mama. Mama you're going hooome..."

GD Taco Bell does it every time.

[MIB41]

Don't feel bad. When I was first dating my wife, we ate late one night and early the next morning I sat straight up in bed and hollered, "Barnaby Jones!" and went back to sleep. I woke up to her laughing in tears. She said we can't eat spicy food like that anymore. I discovered then she had a great sense of humor. I'll trade you my Barnaby for one of your headless monkeys.

[Operation:Mego]

Wow...to me, that sounds kind of cool actually. It would certainly make a great Oz parody. I could picture MAD doing something like that.

[enyawd72]

Don't feel bad. When I was first dating my wife, we ate late one night and early the next morning I sat straight up in bed and hollered, "Barnaby Jones!" and went back to sleep. I woke up to her laughing in tears. She said we can't eat spicy food like that anymore. I discovered then she had a great sense of humor. I'll trade you my Barnaby for one of your headless monkeys.

LOL! I'll see your Barnaby Jones and raise you one Archie Bunker...my wife said she heard me talking in my sleep one night about Archie and a plain or strawberry flavored pillowcase. Yeah. Don't ask me what the hell it means.
My wife says she sometimes has nightmares about being chased. I always know when, because she tries to yell in her sleep, and it's REALLY loud. Sounds like a goat being raped.

[wayne foundation 07]

I'll take 2 of of whatever you had