So...I was sitting on the couch watching TV last night with my wife, waiting for the new year to come in.
It was 10:21 P.M. when I looked at the clock. I had a few leftover Christmas cookies. Next thing I know, it's 12:17 A.M.
I missed it. I completely missed the New Year coming in.
That's when it hit me. I looked down at myself, slouching there in my underwear, a pile of Christmas cookie crumbs on my stomach, and wondered what the hell happened to me?!
Is this is what I've become? An overweight 40 year old cookie munching narcoleptic who can't even stay awake watching TV anymore?
It was 10:21 P.M. when I looked at the clock. I had a few leftover Christmas cookies. Next thing I know, it's 12:17 A.M.
I missed it. I completely missed the New Year coming in.
That's when it hit me. I looked down at myself, slouching there in my underwear, a pile of Christmas cookie crumbs on my stomach, and wondered what the hell happened to me?!
Is this is what I've become? An overweight 40 year old cookie munching narcoleptic who can't even stay awake watching TV anymore?
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