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"Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you." -
Why can't all movie descriptions be that accurate? Spot on.I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we met.
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Technically, she didn't "meet" the witch that the house fell on. And that's just terrible. If you had never seen the movie, you wouldn't let your kid watch based on this synopsis. 
"Do you believe, you believe in magic?
'Cos I believe, I believe that I do,
Yes, I can see I believe that it's magic
If your mission is magic your love will shine true."
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Omigod. That is hilarious!!! Nice post!
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LOL! That's freaking awesome! I wanna do one!
Frankenstein A medical school dropout and his male friend who live alone together try to make the perfect man, who they then chain up in the basement and spank with a whip, but neither of them are gay.Last edited by enyawd72; Oct 28, '12, 8:22 AM.Comment
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i guess someone was having a bad dayComment
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That's hilarious. If you just read the description without seeing the movie title, you'd think you were going to watch one of those Sat night SYFY movies...Comment
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That is fantastic...and completely accurate.
I saw a synopsis from one of the Hammer Dracula flicks on DISH a week or so ago. I think it was "Dracula Has Risen from the Grave". Something along the lines of "Count from European country comes to England and falls on pointy object".
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Star Trek: The Trouble With Tribbles
Captain Kirk uncovers Klingon sabotage by being burried in hundreds of dead and dying animals. It's a comedy.Comment
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Empire strikes back: father searches desperately for long lost son only to find that the boy would rather commit suicide than stand at his side.Comment
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That is soooo funny!!!
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