There is one near me. I took my kids for a fun meal, and it was just disgusting. The pizza was like cardboard and the salad bar was probably just different flavors of soylent green. The clientele could have been beamed over from the old Walmart a town over. I hope to never be desperate enough to go back. I am surprised it can survive, but I guess they wouldn't make this stuff if there wasn't a market. I picture all of their ingredients in packages like this:

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