Here is a good reason to keep it in your pants!

[AJ Collector]

OUCH x10

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/fei-lin-penis_n_1699017.html

[Nostalgiabuff]

poor *******. now that is taking revenge to an extreme. funny thing is he is one ugly looking dude so how the hell is he getting all these suposed women he was having affairs with that have jealous lovers???? must have had a really big member.

[Duncan]

Yikes! That's gotta suck.

[bobws]

See ... don't mess with another man's woman. so not worth it.
That is how Lorena Bobbitt should have done it. not throw the thing out the car window where it can be found. don't let him get it back.

[Godzilla]

Hey you kids! Get off my penis!

[Operation:Mego]

I just involuntarily crossed my legs.