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  • Random Axe
    The Voice of Reason
    • Apr 16, 2008
    • 4518

    Indiana Pacers fans upset after loss

    From the Associated Press(ok, not really)

    Following the Pacers’ 105-93 loss to the Miami Heat on Thursday to end their 2012 season, the team’s fans took to the streets in anger. Reminiscent of riots from Canucks and Lakers fans in recent years, the Pacers faithful vented their frustrations in a destructive manner all across Indiana’s desolate landscape.

    Residents in Blackford and Delaware counties recount an unruly night of corn trampling and livestock taunting that destroyed literally hundreds of dollars worth of crops and left at least one duck dead.

    “Yup, someone done gone decapitated a duck with a subsoiler,” said Clint Neel, sheriff and assistant faith healer of Fairmount. “The duck was pretty drunk, though, so I figger he was just as much to blame.”

    Police were mostly helpless to contain the disorder, with about half of their interceptor tractors on loan to departments downstate. While several of the alleged rioters were taken into custody, they were promptly released when officers couldn’t find the Master Lock to keep them in the bandit closet.

    Further, police responded to a scene in Muncie where locals were reportedly firing pistols into the air and making advances on horses, but this only turned out to be a birthday party for a nine-year-old girl.

    Once news of the riots made its way to the big city, Pacers officials were quick to denounce the rioting in a statement that went out in a telegraph Friday morning.

    “ATTENTION YOKELS: WHY DON’T Y’ALL GET BACK IN THE KITCHIN AND FIX UP SUMPIN TO EAT. AIN’T NO NEED TO WORRY, WHAT WITH ANDREW LUCK COMIN’ TO REPLACE OUR SAVIOR PEYTON. GOOD TIMES IS A-COMIN.”

    Larry Bird, the team’s president of basketball operations, did not respond to requests for comments on the situation. Instead he sat wordlessly on a rocking chair outside the team’s stadium, blowing a mournful tune into a hollow jug.
    I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we met.

    If anyone here believes in psychokinesis, please raise my hand.
  • toys2cool
    Ultimate Mego Warrior
    • Nov 27, 2006
    • 28605

    #2
    this thread is soft S-O-F-T
    "Time to nut up or shut up" -Tallahassee

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    • Evel KMego
      Museum Daredevil
      • Apr 26, 2006
      • 1444

      #3
      Yeah, everyone in Indiana is an inbred idiot. Want to compare college degrees and current career positions? Thanks for the stereotyping.

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      • Zemo
        Still Smokin'
        • Feb 14, 2006
        • 3888

        #4
        Originally posted by toys2cool
        this thread is soft S-O-F-T
        lol, yea but you think we should trade D.Wade. He only hung 41 on the Hoosiers last night.

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        • Zemo
          Still Smokin'
          • Feb 14, 2006
          • 3888

          #5
          Originally posted by Evel KMego
          Yeah, everyone in Indiana is an inbred idiot. Want to compare college degrees and current career positions? Thanks for the stereotyping.
          Hey, they say that about us Floridians all the time.

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          • Random Axe
            The Voice of Reason
            • Apr 16, 2008
            • 4518

            #6
            I ripped that from another website, thought it had a good sense of irony since a lot of major cities have riot problems after major losses. I was born and raised in Indiana and found great humor in this. Should have known some would not. My apologies.
            I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we met.

            If anyone here believes in psychokinesis, please raise my hand.

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            • toys2cool
              Ultimate Mego Warrior
              • Nov 27, 2006
              • 28605

              #7
              Originally posted by Zemo
              lol, yea but you think we should trade D.Wade. He only hung 41 on the Hoosiers last night.
              ask me again after the season ends
              "Time to nut up or shut up" -Tallahassee

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              • Evel KMego
                Museum Daredevil
                • Apr 26, 2006
                • 1444

                #8
                Ah, it's cool. Never type your first knee-jerk reaction. My apologies as well. I've met you at Mego Meet and thought you were really friendly. Also probably the best face paints I've seen. Also, while I was away from the computer I ran an errand to Wal-mart. While I was there I looked around at some of "neighbors"....................................... .....................................I concede

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                • Random Axe
                  The Voice of Reason
                  • Apr 16, 2008
                  • 4518

                  #9
                  We're square. Here's something to even us up. This is the most useless waste of breakfast cereal ever...

                  My parents, diehard Hoosier fans, live around and are surrounded by this. Bluenecks.

                  I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we met.

                  If anyone here believes in psychokinesis, please raise my hand.

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                  • toys2cool
                    Ultimate Mego Warrior
                    • Nov 27, 2006
                    • 28605

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Random Axe
                    We're square. Here's something to even us up. This is the most useless waste of breakfast cereal ever...

                    My parents, diehard Hoosier fans, live around and are surrounded by this. Bluenecks.

                    http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/c...is-puffart.jpg
                    that's an amazing piece
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