Unfortunate/funny sports names

[Random Axe]

No photoshop here, these are real.


affliction and a disease


white pants not allowed


is there such a thing?


sadly, his girfriend was Debbie Diamondteeth


hopefully this was pronounced with a French accent


I do not


adult film stars should have trading cards


his nickname is Krusty


she lost the gold medal to Dominique Dropadeuce

[GSPUSA]

Those are hilarious!

[spacecaps]

I love it! Ivana Mandic looks like her name should be Ihava Mandic! Jack Glasscock is funny on its own but pretty rad with "Captain" in front....

[toys2cool]

sorry but you know they had to rag on him growing up

it's not showing up but it's De'Cody F a g g & DeMarcus ***gins ( I bet he wished he was a baggins instead )

[Zemo]

Jack Glasscock is funny on its own but pretty rad with "Captain" in front....

I know, that is just classic. What a great title!

[Mikey]

No way that last one is real

[Iron Mego]

That last one is totally real. Saw her play during the Olympics.

[The Nawd]

Yep. That last one is very real. Do a Google image search for her name (shown above) & the word volleyball and look at the results.

[thunderbolt]

you forgot DIck Trickle NASCAR driver.

[Brown Bear]

Don't forget Larry Robinson was called "The Big Bird".

[spacecaps]

Don't forget Larry Robinson was called "The Big Bird".

Well when it comes to nicknames in sports my personal favorite belongs to Randy Johnson...just the literal translation of his name alone is hilarious but it's multiplied when you consider his moniker...."The Big Unit"

[MIB41]

You have to wonder what the parents were thinking.

[SUP-Ronin]

you forgot Dick Trickle NASCAR driver.

This was my first thought as well.

[sauce]

My buddy and I collected these exclusively in the 80s. We had a whole wall with bunches of them from all the different years and sets pinned up.

[Adam West]

And probably the most famous of them all....Dick Butkus