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  • Random Axe
    The Voice of Reason
    • Apr 16, 2008
    • 4518
    #1

    The worst metal video ever filmed

    Yeah, this is bad. But it's also so good. If this was meant as a parody, I would label it genius. However, it seems the tongue is nowhere near the cheek on this one. These guys are dead serious, and that's frightening. Two of the band members are lawyers in Cleveland. The person who sent me this link perfectly described it.

    It's like mixing Dio with Manowar with Down Syndrome.

    The leather chick narrator is kinda hot, but I think they got the other actors from Walmart. Bands like Rhapsody, Blind Guardian and Manowar do try to tell stories in their songs and have some cheesy videos to accompany them. Whatever you may have seen before is insigificant to what you will now behold.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhq1uWY9wHg
    I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we met.

    If anyone here believes in psychokinesis, please raise my hand.
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    • fallensaviour
      Talkative Member
      • Aug 28, 2006
      • 5620
      #2
      What has been seen can never be unseen!!!.....
      “When you say “It’s hard”, it actually means “I’m not strong enough to fight for it”. Stop saying its hard. Think positive!”

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        • jimsmegos
          Mego Dork
          • Nov 9, 2008
          • 4519
          #3
          I've seen worse.

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            • Random Axe
              The Voice of Reason
              • Apr 16, 2008
              • 4518
              #4
              Originally posted by jimsmegos
              I've seen worse.
              How do you sleep? I'm going to have that vocalist's Mart Feldman eyes haunting my dreams for weeeks now.
              I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we met.

              If anyone here believes in psychokinesis, please raise my hand.

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                • jimsmegos
                  Mego Dork
                  • Nov 9, 2008
                  • 4519
                  #5
                  Oh no, the vocalist was terrible but the band was solid. Generic but tight. And the cinematography was awful but still I've seen worse. Coming of age in the hair metal band scene back in the late 80's early 90's I'm telling ya, I have seen my share of crap fests.

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                    • thunderbolt
                      Hi Ernie!!!
                      • Feb 15, 2004
                      • 34211
                      #6
                      so, must have been Ren Fair weekend there?
                      You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in one place, chances are you won't be happy anyplace. -Ernie Banks

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                        • ctc
                          Fear the monkeybat!
                          • Aug 16, 2001
                          • 11183
                          #7
                          >It's like mixing Dio with Manowar with Down Syndrome.

                          Goatlord....?

                          >I have seen my share of crap fests.

                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko&ob=av3e

                          Don C.

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                            • palitoy
                              live. laugh. lisa needs braces
                              • Jun 16, 2001
                              • 59801
                              #8
                              The lead singer of that band looks like a guy who hangs out in bus stations and gets into your personal space when he talks about wizards to you.

                              I still think Kick Axe is worse...

                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdEQa1Q983I
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                                • doctor09210
                                  Banned
                                  • Aug 22, 2011
                                  • 674
                                  #9
                                  What the **** did i just witness,

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                                    • Meule
                                      Verbose Member
                                      • Nov 14, 2004
                                      • 28720
                                      #10
                                      Just waited 5 minutes of my life, thanks for that
                                      "...The agony of my soul found vent in one loud, long and final scream of despair..." - Edgar Allan Poe

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                                        • Blue Meanie
                                          Talkative Member
                                          • Jun 23, 2001
                                          • 8706
                                          #11
                                          This is the worst/funniest Metal video:

                                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq6rr...eature=related
                                          "When not too many people can see we're all the same
                                          And because of all their tears,
                                          Their eyes can't hope to see
                                          The beauty that surrounds them
                                          Isn't it a pity".

                                          - "Isn't It A Pity"
                                          By George Harrison

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                                            • doctor09210
                                              Banned
                                              • Aug 22, 2011
                                              • 674
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Blue Meanie
                                              This is the worst/funniest Metal video:

                                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq6rr...eature=related
                                              "MAMA!!!Ughha
                                              i dont want to die i sometimes with I've neva been born!"

                                              This has absolutely no beat

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