You Might Be a Geek if......

[jwyblejr]

When you get in an elevator and say out loud either "bridge" or "engineering".

[Figuremod73]

When you go to walmart and literally sprint to the toy aisle to see whats in stock.

[MicromanZone]

If someone says “Do you live in your mother’s basement?” your first thought is, “Yes, I do! Just like Batman in the Batcave!”

[kingdom warrior]

You thought you were a Kung ** Master when you watched the Saturday afternoon Kung ** Flicks on TV.......

As a kid you ran around making the bionic sound effects thinking you were Steve Austin a man Barely alive......

You *****ed and moaned and cussed the next day at the school playground when you realized you missed Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer

You Got Dizzy wearing the Ben Cooper Plastic Halloween costumes from the 70's because the air holes were too small but you didn't want to take off the mask cause you were in the moment......

you're still waiting for Lucas to release John Jympson's first cut of the Star Wars film......

[kingdom warrior]

When you go to walmart and literally sprint to the toy aisle to see whats in stock.

[kingdom warrior]

if your main creative outlet involves taking pictures of and writing about 8 inch dolls, er I mean action figures.

You are genuinely concerned and troubled that Superman will not be wearing his red underwear outside his pants.

You will forgo proper professional haircuts to purchase new 8 inch dolls to take pictures of and write about.

All of your sleepwear has some sort of super hero reference.

You have an 8 inch doll made in your likenes and you're unashamed in sharing this with the world.

You literally felt your heart jump up to your throat when you saw a new Re-Mego on a toyshelf at retail.

You take the time to really think long and hard about answers to this question.

LMAO!!!!!!

[mego73]

You bought a box of overpriced green crackers because they called it Soylent Green

ThinkGeek :: Soylent Green Crackers


My box shipped today!

[HardyGirl]

You post action figure stories on YouTube

You have Spider-Man and Batman sheets for your bed

You carry a Star Trek lunchbox to work

You wear Spider-Man sneakers

You will take full advantage of the fact that one of your favorite singers is a toy geek and make 2 custom action figures for him.

You will travel all the way to Las Vegas, not to gamble, but to visit the Star Trek Experience (twice)

Batman pajamas are your sleepwear of choice

Kids think your toyroom is better than Disneyland

[kingdom warrior]

You post action figure stories on YouTube

You have Spider-Man and Batman sheets for your bed

You carry a Star Trek lunchbox to work

You wear Spider-Man sneakers

You will take full advantage of the fact that one of your favorite singers is a toy geek and make 2 custom action figures for him.

You will travel all the way to Las Vegas, not to gamble, but to visit the Star Trek Experience (twice)

Batman pajamas are your sleepwear of choice

Kids think your toyroom is better than Disneyland

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[kingdom warrior]

You bought a box of overpriced green crackers because they called it Soylent Green

ThinkGeek :: Soylent Green Crackers


My box shipped today!

Ok that is hilarious!!!

[kingdom warrior]

You force your wife to say "Atomic Battery to Power,Turbine to speed" and you finish it "Roger ready to move out"as you pull your car out of the garage to head to the mall.......

[bobws]

You force your wife to say "Atomic Battery to Power,Turbine to speed" and you finish it "Roger ready to move out"as you pull your car out of the garage to head to the mall.......

Now i'm really jealous i'm not married!